Your dark secrets
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I had my first sexual experience(s?) at a very young age, probably around the age of 7 or so.
Strangely enough, they were homosexual, yet I'm (sadly enough) completely straight.
I'm not really ashamed of it (I was at one point but I'll get to that in a second), but I don't really mention it to anyone ever. Except you guys (and gals).
It was really just a couple of young boys experimenting around, but enough of that.
Although there is one thing that I'm actually very ashamed of. I was a pretty devout Christian at one point, (which might explain my temporary shame I mentioned earlier) you know, praying, worrying about my parents going to heaven and the like. *shudder*
But then again, back then I was foolish and ugly and smelly and other nasty things, where as now I'm... well, me.
Also, I think I had my first orgasm watching that one scene from Monty Python's Meaning of Life (you probably know which one I mean) over and over again.
I feel like I should mention that if anyone has gone insane and wants to ask me anything, they can. I don't know why.
Strangely enough, they were homosexual, yet I'm (sadly enough) completely straight.
I'm not really ashamed of it (I was at one point but I'll get to that in a second), but I don't really mention it to anyone ever. Except you guys (and gals).
It was really just a couple of young boys experimenting around, but enough of that.
Although there is one thing that I'm actually very ashamed of. I was a pretty devout Christian at one point, (which might explain my temporary shame I mentioned earlier) you know, praying, worrying about my parents going to heaven and the like. *shudder*
But then again, back then I was foolish and ugly and smelly and other nasty things, where as now I'm... well, me.
Also, I think I had my first orgasm watching that one scene from Monty Python's Meaning of Life (you probably know which one I mean) over and over again.
I feel like I should mention that if anyone has gone insane and wants to ask me anything, they can. I don't know why.
I once punched a baby when I was six-ish.
When I was seven, I stabbed my mother in the eye while she was talking to my grandmother over the phone.
A year later I ripped my mother's earring and ear off.
I am a furry, and masturbate to other furries being swallowed alive, either through the mouth, ass, or cock.
I cannot get hard when thinking about humans.
Was that too much?
The best part is, I'm not very secretive about those things.
When I was seven, I stabbed my mother in the eye while she was talking to my grandmother over the phone.
A year later I ripped my mother's earring and ear off.
I am a furry, and masturbate to other furries being swallowed alive, either through the mouth, ass, or cock.
I cannot get hard when thinking about humans.
Was that too much?
The best part is, I'm not very secretive about those things.
Mine would probably be that I'm a Furry (luckily my wife is as well), but it's generally something I've kept to myself both online and in my circle of friends. Just not something I'm really open about, though I know there are some good online communities, I'm more of a lurker anyway, slowly been getting better about posting on The Escapist.
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See, I'm an idiot. I accidentally put my name as my username, not realising that i couldn't change it. So my I'm not going to be anon, but what the hell.
I'm a massive narcassist. MASSIVE. Seriously, I am obessed with myself. It's borderling fetishistic. Seriously. 0_o
I'm a massive narcassist. MASSIVE. Seriously, I am obessed with myself. It's borderling fetishistic. Seriously. 0_o
I think eugenics (or at the least, genetic modification) is a perfectly acceptable concept. I do not support the castrating or killing of anyone, but I don't see anything wrong with deciding the sex of a child or aspects of its genetic inheritance. I also see nothing wrong with people selectively breeding with other people to improve their genetic base, as long as it's strictly voluntary.chinangel said:
I think most people don't get how small a shit the Universe cares about intentions or morals. One of the major opposing viewpoints for the above opinion is that it's "Unfair." That's a completely human concept, and one which doesn't make for a very good argument the moment a disease ravages your system because it found a weakness in your T-cells.
Concertedly, I think almost everybody underestimates exactly how fucking magnificent the modern world is. The Universe is a collection of rules that doesn't give two steaming fucks whether or not you die a horrible, agonizing death. That most people on this planet aren't eaten by predators or succumb to fatal parasites is tantamount to the real advantage of being human - and to scoff at the accomplishments or attribute them to other sources (including deities) is incredibly disingenuous to me.
I would be perfectly fine if all of the hardcore Republican states seceded and created their own country. I believe the United States is too big for its own good; you can spend all your life living in Southern California and never have to interact with someone from Alabama and vice versa. The only way around this (which will never, ever be funded), in my opinion, is to setup sort of vast webcam stations and put significant amounts of effort to make the nation a more cohesive social population. Setup a national language, have buildings dedicated to reinforcing interstate relationships, construct mass transit infrastructure that makes traveling between the states easy and cheap.
I'm fine when Conservatives call me Liberal and Socialist, and not just because they usually use them incorrectly. I believe a flatter wealth pyramid in the country is necessary for the persistence of the United States as a top world player. I find it completely ridiculous that 85% of the nation's wealth is tied up in less than 5% of the population, and the wealthy in that category should be paying 85% of the taxes. I believe that raises and benefits for Officers shouldn't exceed, percentage wise, double that of what the lowest paid employee of the company earns. I fully support raising Capital Gains taxes (even though it will directly affect my returns on investments), and I fully support the "Class Warfare" that's currently going on right now because it didn't start in 2011. It started 30 years ago when top earners saw their income double every few years and the average worker saw their income go up a measly few percentage points, and the persecution from Middle and Lower earning families we're seeing today is merely the natural result of that concentration of wealth.* That there exist people who honestly believe that $400,000/year (or $10M in investments) is "barely enough" to raise a family on is a sign that things are far off of where they should be.
*= Not actual figures. Don't quote me on this. I may be hyperbolic or hypobolic here. If you want actual figures, I'll find them.
I have no trouble admitting that the OWS crackdowns were a violation of the Right to Assemble, in my opinion.
I don't find white women attractive most of the time, despite being caucasian. I find different ethnicities (black, Indian, South American mostly) are more appealing to me, physically speaking.
I don't know how many of the above are actually "dark secrets" of mine. I'm a pretty open guy with loads of self-esteem (read: big ego) and usually passively optimistic; so I'm not really ashamed of much. I just hold a lot of views which, as with most opinions and beliefs, others will find practically the opposite of what they believe to be good and true. Are there tons of those people on the Escapist? Not really, and in some ways that's unfortunate.
Goddamn all of you people who said BDSM! That's my thing! There's something about bondage and just making a girl my slave... /creepyness
And that's it for now.
And that's it for now.
I know that feel.Beffudled Sheep said:
I lost my virginity in a field when I was twelve.
Due to the sensitive nature of this post, I shall highlight that I AM NOT DAYSTAR. READ MY USERNAME!
I lost my virginity when I was 11, at a metal festival I went to with my older cousin.
I've got sex toys ranging from 6 to 12 inches and I've got some leather straps for the more kinky stuff.
Yes, in practice those straps are for me.
I've got sex toys ranging from 6 to 12 inches and I've got some leather straps for the more kinky stuff.
Yes, in practice those straps are for me.
You deserve to be set on fire for that one.PsychicTaco115 said:
I have no dark secrets.
I am a friendly rainbow manatee.
And the dark secrets I do not have I sure as hell won't share with anyone.
There is a reason why they are secrets.
I like boring.EeveeElectro said:I'm probably the whole person in the whole wide world who doesn't like cheese and onion crisps.
They're just... eurgh. I like cheese and onion just not together! Ewww.
I'm boring and also there's people who actually know me on here so no more unless there's a specific thing people want to know.
I really don't have any secretsI'm so boring.
Mostly because I don't live a very exciting life.
OT: I... er... I've played World of Warcraft for the last five years?
I'll be wasting something like $400 to get a PS Vita and a bunch of games for it in a week or so?
I don't particularly like the God of War series because the combat, while tight and effective, gets too repetitive for me to ignore the fact that the first one is the only one with anything resembling a relatable character arc?
I'm reserving judgement on the new DmC game until I actually have it in my hands because I'm the only person on the planet who doesn't care about stories in Capcom games?
For a slightly more joke-y one, I sometimes wish I were The Joker just so I could have a run at Harley Quinn.