Your Embarrassing Childhood Nickname

[Sariteiya]

Most likely your mom gave it to you, or maybe just that friend you never liked, but everyone seems to have that one embarrassing nickname from when they were young. It doesn't need to be mortifying, just inappropriate for your age now, or a bit silly, although the more humiliating the better.

Mine was "Beatie Guy". The family legend goes that it was the first thing my brother called me when I was born. My mother still refers to me by this name. Apparently beatie means "Small and Clever" in Scottish slang.

What about yours?

 

[DJDarque]

I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Some people call me JJ, which while technically being my initials, drives me berserk.

 

[martin's a madman]

Not that embarrassing, but Martian.

Which is appropriate because I'm going to university to do SPACE PHYSICS. Astrophysics actually, but I prefer SPACE PHYSICS.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Joe-Bob. 'Cause my first name's Joseph, and my middle name's Robert. It was annoying pretty much from the first time it was used. Nowadays, however, my mother accepts that I find it annoying. And uses it more as a result.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Weed.

The first part of my last name sounds like that. My other nickname was "Weener", also due to how my last name sounded.

Children can be mean.

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

In middle school the other boys called me Den. Apparently, the first time I introduced myself to them they thought I said my name was 'Warden' instead of 'Warren'.

 

[rt052192]

t.t.

my brother called me this for a bit. no clue why....

 

[Riddle78]

"Little Lemon"

I have NO idea where it came from.

 

[ComradeJim270]

There was a kid in junior high who called me "dandruff boy" based on a time he misheard my name. For health reasons, though, he didn't say it within arm's reach.

 

[Mallefunction]

My mum and sis called me Bay all the time. Still do. Also, "porcupine"....ugh.

 

[MellowFellow]

Jo-Jo Mago-go

My dad likes to make nick names that rhyme. My name is Joey and so he came up with that when I was very young.

 

[Vault101]

.............Moo

or floo

 

[Zeromaxx]

Cuddle Bear, given to me (and still used by) my best friend, I still don't know why he started calling me that >.>.

 

[Slipped Mind]

Biddy. Fucking Biddy. My auntie started that off. They all began writing it in Birthday cards and such shortly after it was made too.

 

[Kyoufuu]

My name is Adrian. I'm not sure if this counts as childhood, but in high school, everyone called me Aids.

Eventually, after like 3 years, I got used to it.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

I was always teased at school for having to wear second-hand clothes or clothes that weren't name brand, and my pants didn't fit very well; so they took to calling me 'High-waters' for awhile.

 

[God's Clown]

Most of my family calls me Chuck, even though my name is Justin. Apprently my dad started calling me that after he watched that Chuckie movie with the killer doll.

 

[Nicolairigel]

Special K.

mainly because in an off-topic biology discussion I said I like the cereal, because honestly it was the only cereal in my house. And it is pretty good.