Your Embarrassing Childhood Nickname

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MetalDooley

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Frog

Why?Because there was a frog character on a kids TV show at the time who had the same first name as me.
 

The Elcor Batman

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I used to get occasionally called Scotty 2 Hotty after the pro wrestler. i surprisingly was never asked to perform The Worm.

Also my dad used to call me and my sister Beavis and Butthead. I believe i was Beavis...
 

Davey Woo

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My dad and my sister used to call me 'dairylea dunker' i have absolutely no idea why.
 

thejackyl

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Well, I've been called a lot of "gay" names in school. (I'm not, but my dad is, and you know how kids are "Like father, like son" kinda bullshit.)

Anyways, the name I got called a lot by everyone else was Krame Brain. Because "My brain was smaller than a Krame, and there's no such thing as a Krame, so my brain doesn't exist" Gotta love the creativity of 9 year old's. (my last name is also Kramer)

Didn't really have a nickname from about 6th grade until freshman year, than I got "Powder", which makes sense, cause I'm VERY pale, and my skin refuses to tan.
 

Amberella

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Amburger. It's because I refused to eat hamburgers when I was child, still pretty much do.
 

Tiger Sora

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Everyone knew me as Tom. So like last year of high school they started calling me TomTom, after that gps system. I'd usually retort by giving them directions into a wall. Or the wrong bathroom.
I'm now knows as Tiger, why I don't know but it's a hella cooler nickname.

Edit: Ohh childhood nicknames. Oreo, cause I loved those cookies.
 

rokkolpo

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Hmmm....
Rick With the big dick......

It was funny because it rhymed.
When I was 5.
 

Farther than stars

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In high school mine was Jesus, so I guess I got off easy. It kind of irritated me under my skin, being a Christian and all. But it felt petty to complain, since other classmates had nicknames like whale, mole, dwarf, etc. So like I said, I got off easy.
 

Mray3460

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Turtle, due to an expression that appeared on my face every time one of my classmates shocked or disgusted me...which was all the time.
 

DesiPrinceX09

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Kumar, because of being half Indian

Terrorist, sandnigger, Arabian, camel jockey, plane crasher, bomb lover, Saddam's nephew, Osama's follower, etc (too many to remember); Because of being Muslim.

Obama (no idea where that came from and only one idiot called me that).

Mars, because some people just couldn't get my name right
 

DJ_DEnM

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First it was Mosquito for reasons I don't want to talk about.

Then Muffin because the people who came up with it weren't very creative and saw me buy a muffin >_>

then Doritos because my second last name (My mothers last name) was A) Hard to pronounce and B) Spelled wrong
 

Matt'TheBean'Hooper

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Matthew Hooper the Pooper Scooper damn thats gunna haunt me till the day I die. but I always made worse ones for those who called me it.
EDIT: Damn I was ninja'd so im not the only one that makes me feel better.
 

King Toasty

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Leprechaun. I am hella short, and I had this green sweater I wore all the time. So the logical conclusion is leprechaun.