Your Embarrassing Childhood Nickname

[Joe Casillas]

Jolly Joe the Dildo

 

[Awexsome]

It was a very small inside nickname to my teammates on the high school golf team. The coach came up with it of all people and was probably the crudest, most awesome coach I've ever been a player for in high school.

Chester the Molester.

Beat that.

 

[DigitalSushi]

my real name is Sush, so I've been called Sushi for an eternity (seriously, I'm 30 years old, stand back kids, I'M OLD!)

I also got called Fishboy, because people (both children and adults) think Sushi is raw fish... it isn't

Sushi is spicy rice
Sashami is raw fish

Special K.

mainly because in an off-topic biology discussion I said I like the cereal, because honestly it was the only cereal in my house. And it is pretty good.

I'm a big fan of traditional cornflakes myself, its like special K, but its for guys that aren't wearing a red swimsuit in the morning...

 

[NellNell]

Urkel or just Urk.

People still call me that today, that or Veg. Very long story with Veg.

The weird thing is, I'm white. They claim its there because I'm a "nerd."

 

[lettucethesallad]

Snorkey. My sister still calls me Snorkey to this day. I retaliate and call her Porky. It just keeps on going.

 

[SckizoBoy]

My mum and sis called me Bay all the time. Still do. Also, "porcupine"....ugh.

'Bay'?? I take it that's a derivative of your name? (checked... nnnnnnope...) o_0'

My name is Adrian. I'm not sure if this counts as childhood, but in high school, everyone called me Aids.

Eventually, after like 3 years, I got used to it.

How's about 'Aidan' then?!

OT: Iron-Butt... yeah... as a youngster I'm surprised so many girls (older, to be fair) let me sit on their laps... weird memories...

Contrast to that: Fatso... but I'm 178cm and 66kgs, and appear to be as skinny as a beanpole, the name 'Fatso' ceased to be relevant when I was nine.

EDIT: My Chinese nickname, that everyone except my Dad uses, is 'Little Piggy', but oddly enough, I don't mind it.

 

[Cazza]

I got the nickname cazza early and it stuck. No embarrassing nicknames because I already had a nickname.

 

[Nicolairigel]

Okay, I had it like once and I said it as a joke... gah you sound like everyone in my bio class

 

[DigitalSushi]

Okay, I had it like once and I said it as a joke... gah you sound like everyone in my bio class

Don't fret, its only a friendly chat, I didn't mean it to be insulting.

 

[Nouw]

Tree.

My name in Korean is dangerously close to that.

 

[Nicolairigel]

Lol I know don't worry... i thought it was a pretty good nickname anyways

 

[robot slipper]

I didn't really have a nickname, but some of the ones that we gave kids at school seemed to make no sense now that I think of it! There was a kid called Bryan who was called "Gilly" by everyone, and a kid called Derrick who was called "Doody" by everyone.

 

[Mighty Lighty]

I have a series of names my dad likes to call me:
Buggerlugs
Numbnuts
Fanny adams
Hairy arse (no he hasn't seen it)
numbskull 2 (brother is numbskull 1)
In retrospect they probably resulted in my low self esteem.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Someone who is friend with my main friends came up with this stupid nickname "Changy" which to me sound more like a pet name. That jerk keep using that nickname throughout high school.

 

[Cogwheel]

No nicknames.

Online, however, I get a huge pile of them. The two worst are probably Corgi and Coggles.

 

[Zantos]

My last name is Hooper. The annoying little shits used to call me Pooper-Scooper. Bastards.

 

[Brightzide]

jim-bob...Christ! All my relatives said it, my friends overheard it and then they became relentless with it. I wouldnt've minded 'JJ' or something considering my names James-Jude. But nooooo. When my teachers started I knew something had to change.

 

[unicron44]

Piglet, because I don't know my dad always called me that. He's never called me by my first name, ever, only when he introduced me to someone is when he called me by my first name.

 

[Zeema]

Vamp

not really embarrassing