Your epitaph (message on gravestone)

[philosophicalbastard]

I can't believe no one has said this!

"42"

Or "bad@ss mother$#%^er"

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

jesus it's hot down here

 

[chunkydude84]

God is in his heaven. All is right with the world.

 

[Meado]

"I guess that bus WAS honking at me after all."

 

[gamegod25]

"Didn't press X fast enough"

 

[Goldbling]

"Yay! press X... ohh wait, no respawn. Damnit!"

 

[DemonI81]

"Death is only the beginning. Now you're all fucked."

I've had this one in mind for 6+ years now.
I didn't feel like reading through all 6 pages, hopefully no one else came up with this one.

 

[colo24]

i would have :

Here Lyes Colm Gardner

"Older men declair war but it is the youth that must die"- Herbert Hoover

Death by lack of Body Fluid (and im not talking about pee)

 

[Gerazzi]

I wish to be buried with my PS3...
so I can game when the zombie apocalypse comes

 

[irishstormtrooper]

"Download Complete"

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

"I KNEW that beer looked suspicious!"

 

[TheLivingDaylights]

If I get in a car crash it will say: He, Like Pink Floyd, Had One Last Big Hit. The Wall.

 

[DemonI81]

"Download Complete"

I like this one. Very nice.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

It worked for chuck norris , why not me?

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

If I get in a car crash it will say: He, Like Pink Floyd, Had One Last Big Hit. The Wall.

i nearly rolled off my bed at this

 

[UpSkirtDistress]

If i get hit by a Car I want the splattered symbol from halo on my gravestone.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

^haha, something to that extent.

Or

Life is Good. Always.

 

[Jabbawocky]

Out for lunch be back by 1.

 

[Steven Kyzburg]

"Life is tough, and the path that it provides is even harder. Many people may give up, and others may fail. Civilisation may crumble, it may fall. My tombstone may be abandoned in a the middle of an overgrown wasteland. But as long as someone exists to read this then I know civilisation still stands a chance. And if you can't read this, sod off you yob you can't get me now!"

At the state of education in Britain today I won't bet on anyone being literate in seventy years...

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Here lies [insert -Zen-'s real name here],
He took his own life.
Last documented words: "Damn College Lit."
His undeniably sexy ass will be missed.