"Here lies Dave, who threw the pin."
"Life threw me a curveball. Oh, it missed ME, but it did hit my supply of impact explosives."
10 INPUT "AM I DEAD? Y OR N"; N$
20 IF N$ = Y THEN GOTO 40
30 IF N$ = N THEN WHO THE FUCK BURIED ME UNDERGROUND?
40 GOTO NEXT LIFE *SIGH*
"Well, now I know what THAT feels like."