Dr. Cakey said:
Top Five Alternates:
While not my favorites, these shows...resonated with me, I guess you'd say. They're all special in their own special ways, if that makes any sense. All this is in no particular order.
Bakemonogatari (and Nisemonogatari): [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/LightNovel/Bakemonogatari?from=Main.Bakemonogatari]
This is a show about talking, spirits, talking, puns, talking, underage girls in compromising situations, and talking. It has a lot of dialogue. The quirky and bizarre cinematography (brought to you the...good?...people at Studio Shaft) is a benefit in that it encourages people to read more deeply into the show rather than dismissing it as more fanservice, but it also can cause people to read a little too deeply into it. It is also is in the unique position of both being impossible to dub and desperately needing one.
Star Driver: Kagayaki no Takuto [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Anime/StarDriver?from=Main.StarDriver]
A show about a high school on an island with a hot-blooded guy as the main character who has to pilot mechs in an alternate dimension to fight an evil organization made up of high school students in improbable outfits. Yes, you read that right. Star Driver is the most anime anime to ever anime, and intentionally so. I will tell you without blinking that it's one of, if not the, most intelligent anime to come out in recent years. It's partly a reflection on anime as a medium, and partly it retells parts of The Little Prince. Also, it's about sex.
That's two anime in a row that feature sex as a theme. If this keeps up, I'll lose my reputation as a sexually repressed pseudo-intellectual! Quick, save me...
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Anime/YuGiOh5Ds?from=Main.Yu-Gi-Oh5Ds]
There, this should convince everyone of my intellectual maturity. Anyway, I'm a big YGO fan, and 5D's is my favorite. If someone says "card games on motorcycles" one more time I swear I'll - just kidding. I think even LittleKuriboh was freaked out by the popularity of that line. I'm not sure exactly why I like 5D's the most, I just do. It pretty much runs on Rule of Cool, which is fun, I guess. Probably my favorite bit is the intricate summoning sequences. Yes, I'm a sucker for transformation sequences. Sue me.
Kokoro Connect [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/LightNovel/KokoroConnect]
This is a show that goes both with and against my sensibilities. On the one hand, it's a rom-com about a group of high school students. Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring (wait, isn't Bakemonogatari also a rom-com about a group of high school students?). On the other hand, Kokoro Connect is melodramatic as hell, and in my book PEOPLE SHOUTING = DRAMA. I mean come on, my favorite anime is Code Geass. I'm about as subtle as a gold-plated meteor.
What I love almost as much as the show itself is when it came out: Summer 2012. That's the same season as a certain other, much more popular anime which I hated way before it was cool. Yeah, Sword Art Online. I'd passed over Kokoro Connect at the start of the season, so I thought that, bland as SAO was, it was nonetheless the best thing of the season and so deserved at least some credit. Then someone recommended me Kokoro Connect and I gave even less of a crap about SAO than I did before. Who wants epic swordfights when you could have angsty teenagers???
Bleach [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Manga/Bleach?from=Main.Bleach]
Bleach sucks. Don't watch it. Trust me on this one. You will either hate it, or you will become a fan, and I don't know which is worse.