Your favorite way to kill guards.

[Azdron]

Physics engine. Push em off a clif down the stairs out the window off the rooftop. Or the sweetest kill of all. Crush them under the elevator on your way back down. I will also accept trash compactor, aintlion (oh sweet aintlion rape) any other wildlife/npc or Patsy. Patsy was awsome too. Im a fear junkie, I need to hear them scream, I need to know they suffer. I need to kill them, bring them back and kill them again!

 

[superbatranger]

Oh? There's a guard at the door? No worries. I'll just find a car and ram it into his face.


And blow it up.

 

[airwolfe591]

Thanks to the Bulletstorm demo:

My new favorite way is shooting a flail grenade around a goons legs, kicking him and then shooting a flare into his face just before he lands in exposed power cables.

(For those who're playing it, Time it just right and get Shocker + Misfire + Enlightenment + Sadistic)

 

[saintchristopher]

with kindness.

 

[FurinKazanNZ]

I bloody love environmental kills, throwing off buildings, into water, anything utilizing my surroundings

 

[Knusper]

For me, one of my favorite kill methods, particularly in Assassin's Creed games, is to throw them off of tall buildings or into water. For FPS games,I really enjoy sniping them from a distance and then pick them off one by one as the examine the corpse(s) of their comrades.

That's basically me... ninja'd by the OP. I once spent half an hour sniping all the guards in the level in Hitman: Blood Money at one as they all ran to one place.

 

[stonethered]

I prefer to not kill the guards, it's always nicer when I can just get them to kill something for me, or trick something else into killing them.

Otherwise, I prefer methods that begin with a piece of metal, and end with a hole in their skull shaped like that piece of metal.

 

[wehrp3nguin]

the best is in Metal Gear Solid with the Stealth camo. running around on something that makes the guards say "what was that noise" and then punching them when they get close. the all time best is in MGS2 when you sneak past the Marines. If you have stealth and roll into one of the corners, they all fall like dominoes, get up confused, and go back to standing at attention; Or MGS1, placing C4 on guards while they're still walking; or MGS3 throwing random live animals at guards; or MGS4 SUNLIGHT!!!

 

[Danpascooch]

I like to fuck with their minds, snipe one of them leaving the other scared as fuck, and then not killing him for like FIVE MINUTES.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

I love this thread. OP gets 148 tops hats made of pure hugs.

There are so many ways to answer this question, depending on the game...
So I'm gonna post several, and let anyone who wants to guess what game each murder belongs to.

Throwing them off the roof, letting them see the fast-approaching cobblestones as they wait for their lives to end in fear.

Sneaking up behind them and snapping their puny necks.

Leaping to immense heights, showing them that they face no mortal man, but a GOD who walks upon the earth, crushing their spirits before crushing their bodies.

Stalking, hunting them them, hiding just out of sight, then ripping open their throats, wetting the ground with a spray of their blood, and leaving them for the vultures.

Humiliating them by shooting their weapons harmlessly out of their hands, letting a well-placed bullet destroy their very manhood, then, as they stand redoubled in shame and torturous agony, I mercifully end their pitiful lives with a final shot to the forehead, letting my laughter be the last thing they hear.

Sneaking up behind them and casting a cruel spell that leaves them a witless simpleton, barely strong enough to stand, and dying of a slow poison.

Moving like a shadow around their own fortifications, silently crushing them beneath my mighty hammer.

Holding them at gunpoint, humiliating them by robbing them of whatever useful items they may have, then knocking them out, letting them wander back to their allies... with high explosive stuck to their backs.

There's bound to be more, but I am actually having trouble recalling more games with actual proper guards. I may edit this, if I don't get lazy

 

[rofl jet]

In the most bizarre and hilarious way available
example: dropping one guard off the roof onto another guard

 

[ethaninja]

Definitely the stabby kill in Alpha Protocol.

Holy crap! Someone else who played Alpha Protocol! (And enjoyed it?)

The game's awesome. Definitely worth a play to people who like dynamic stories/gameplay.

Did they manage to fix the shoddy accuracy issue?

Never had a problem with it. It's an RPG, not a shooter.

True. But still, I thought the point of having guns were to, you know, shoot. Especially for a game that is supposed to include "stealth" attributes.

 

[Direwolf750]

Use the vortex spell to gather them all together, tornado to blow them apart, then drag them into the sky and blast them over the town walls with a giant fireball. Maybe turn some of them into gold, summon pillars of fire to smite them, maybe even summon a being of elemental cheese to dish out some fun times.

Oh how we are laughing.

 

[Zeema]

Slitting their throats and bringing them into the haystack... Who knows what goes on in their eh?

I called it the 'Surprise Roll in the Hay' and that was be4 i found Zero Punctuation

My fave ways to kill guards are

Stab to the Face
Putting a Grenade in his pants
Shotgun to the Face/nuts
The Kill Animations in ACB
C4 lots of it just wait for someone to walk past and BOOM goes the Dynamite
Fat Man missile Launcher
Arrow to the groin from long range
Smash there face in with a Lead Pipe
Shoot a guy in the nuts then kik him in the face
Stabby Kill in Alpha Protocol
Sneak Attack
Trick Guards into Attacking each other
Jedi mind trick
Force push
SWTFU
Punching
The Death Animation for Hermes
Any Kill in GOW
Knock em out then throw em off a boat
Sniper kill
No Scope
360 quickscope
Normal Scope
Throwing objects
Karate Moves
FALCON PUNCH
Shooting a Red Barrel
2 birds one stone
Orbital Laser
Melt them into ash Piles
Make them run into open fire
Convince them to follow you into a house on which they get attacked by rats
Road Kill
Road Kill cept in a Aerial machine
Dentist Drill to the Face
Grenade thrown
Claymores
Noob Tube
The Desert Eagle
spawning a Boat ontop of them [or large object]
Make them Sick
make them go to bed with u then stab them in the night
Any Magic in Fable Games
The Crossbow
landing on a Mine
Pushed off a Roof


Whew i think thats everything

 

[Hoiguyyami]

Stab them in the neck with a Syringe Sedative, then steal their clothes and keys and hide them in a dumpster/clown car.

 

[iLikeHippos]

I just like to kill them over high places, like bridges or mountain cliff-edge passes.

Than I can always push them over the edge, or kill them while they lean over the edge.

I mean, it's very satisfying to just scream out "THIS IS MY SHIELD-BASH!" and than punt them senseless to their pitiful demise.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

* toss, push or pull them form a highspot and let gravity finish them
* Shotgun to the face, back, nuts, ass or gut
* Good old fashioned hand to hand beatdown
* crouch completely invisble in Stealth Armor and pick them off one at a time in Vats
* Drag them behind my horse
* blast in Dead eye with a random weapon

 

[jackpipsam]

I don't
I try to solve our errors thought a governmental system

 

[dontlooknow]

Sledgehammer. Red faction Guerrilla. WIN