Your Favorite Zero Punctuation Quote

[thejboy88]

"What's this? An actual plot twist? An actualy moral dillema? Gold star Peter!"

-Frome his Fable 3 review.

 

[Vrex360]

"What passes for characterization is an endless stream of one liners which they gurgle every chance they get until you are longing for the chance to force their noses up their urethras and make them drown in their own piss!"

- Clive Barker's Jericho.

 

[Kaiser6012]

For me, it's gotta be the awards.
"The Copulating Jelly Baby Award for #@%*ing Sweet Game"
"The Indiana Jones In A Fridge Award For Franchise Murder"
"The Quadruple-Amputee Kindergartner Award for Most Redundant Sandbox"

And, to round it all off:
"...But the winner of the 2007 Best Invisible Dumbfounded P$!#@k award is none other than the main guy from the 2K steampunk objectivist philosophy-fest Bioshock. Now, there's a lot of criticism that can be leveled at him: he's a b@#%*h, he's an alcoholic, he has some very strange ideas on how to treat small children, but all of this is countered by the fact that he has a magical hand that shoots bees.
And that's why he takes the prize; because, no matter who you are, the moment you're compared to a magical hand that shoots bees youre going to f#@%*ing LOSE."

 

[CthulhuMessiah]

Your never told about what crime you committed, I believe your supposed to fill in that blank for yourself, so, I chose to believe that I was out shagging the emperor's wife and daughter while doing a rock guitar solo on the desecrated corpse of God.

~Oblivion

 

[CthulhuMessiah]

Your never told about what crime you committed, I believe your supposed to fill in that blank for yourself, so, I chose to believe that I was out shagging the emperor's wife and daughter while doing a rock guitar solo on the desecrated corpse of God.

~Oblivion

 

[Mikeyfell]

From 2 Worlds 2

"Magic your self cheerful you gloomy spod."

 

[Ponce Master-General]

I dunno... is all of them an option?

 

[Ponce Master-General]

From the same episode as OP:

"[helping game publishers find ideas] Here's one: A genetically-engineered Taiwanese chef teams up with a newt in a fez to rescue his large-bosomed girlfriend from mummies. There, you see? It's easy. A breast cancer specialist with large bosoms journeys through time to pay for a breast enlargement. A race of bosom people set out on an armada of bosoms to find a new bosom homeworld. Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING... GREAT... TITS."

Actually, quote from OP's post is from the Tomb Raider Underworld episode and yours is from the Tomb Raider Anniversary episode.

 

[GaryH]

"...and the hammer is made of wank."

 

[Canadamus Prime]

My favorite will always be:
"Fans are clinging complaining dipshits who'll never ever be grateful for any concessions you make. The moment you shut out their shrill tremulous voices the happier you'll be for it."
-From his Silent Hill: Homecoming review

Runner up:
"A society where anyone can make jokes about anyone else and everyone laughs is a truly tolerant society. Political correctness charged censorship only serves to engender resentment in distance between social groups."
- From his 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand review

 

[Death Prophet]

"Pants on head retarded"

cant remember the exact quote or the episode really but thats basically it...

THIS TIMES A MILLION. Also it's from his halo 3 review, and an obscure reference to a show called Blackadder. Amazing reference and hilarious review like all of them. Keep the laughs coming Yahtzee!!!