Your favourite "In Soviet Russia..."

[niege]

In soviet russia n00bs pwn you!

 

[ECasThat]

Dear lord. Don't let them hit me O_O

 

[The_ModeRazor]

In Soviet Russia...
YOU SHALL NOT PASS

>.>
<.<
*boom headshot*

 

[[.redacted]]

Dear lord. Don't let them hit me O_O

You win.

Everything.

I'm sorry I'd love to add the the conversation, but you just fucking do.

 

[greenslade]

In Soviet Russia, Communism is a well rounded and unflawed method of government!

 

[Dr.Sean]

In Soviet America, Obama's healthcare reforms YOU!
In Soviet Russia, video game plays YOU!
In Soviet Hogwarts, spell casts YOU!
In Soviet Russia, gun shoots YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Dane Cook still isn't funny.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

In soviet Russia, the ass rapes you!

One that my friend made up: In soviet Russia, the master bates you! (makes no sense I know)

 

[ECasThat]

-snip-

You win.

Everything.

I'm sorry I'd love to add the the conversation, but you just fucking do.

Thanks

 

[Amorphisbob]

 

[TeeBs]

 

[shadyh8er]

In Soviet Russia, hookers pay YOU!

That's Sweden actually.

OT: I like the Roses are Red one. It's been posted enough times, you can find it.

 

[AsianMafiaSin]

In Soviet Russia, forums are about YOU

 

[WaffleGod]

In Soviet Russia, state reforms you!

 

[The Night Shade]

In Soviet Russia Choppa gets YOU

 

[SkylerRock]

In Soviet Russia, this humor is deemed inappropriate for people of Soviet Russia. Please be patient for arrival of agent of KGB for transport to People's Re-education Center.

 

[Nouw]

In the Soviet Imperium, Emperor fights for you! (Made that one up to be original.)

In Soviet Russia, I-Pod touches you!

 

[aenimau5]

In Soviet Russia, TV watches you.

I like it because it's actually smart, or smarter than, random 'In Soviet Russia' jokes that don't really make sense.

whooo 1984 reference
(ps. a bit off topic but "in capitalist america bank robs you")

 

[Projo]

In America you laugh at Yakov Smirnoff
In Russia, Yakov Smirnoff laughs at you

 

[ahrnygoose]

In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!

 

[Ashbax]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris STILL kicks your ass.