Your favourite "In Soviet Russia..."

[Kadoodle]

In America, your job is determined by your marks.
In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job!

 

[MortisLegio]

in Soviet Russia, Stalin send you to Siberia

its funny because you freeze to death

 

[Edorf]

In Soviet Russia, cake comes out of stripper!

;O

 

[Dfskelleton]

IN Soviet Russia, Bed sleeps on you!!

 

[theguitarhero6]

In Soviet Russia, tools screw YOU!

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

In Soviet Russia, you die for carmine!

[sub]shot[/sub]

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

In soviet russia, Wars fight YOU!
In soviet russia, Cats on internet laugh at YOU!
In soviet russia, That'd tap YOU!

 

[TheAceTheOne]

In soviet russia, Santa Claus doesn't give you the gifts... The gifts give Santa Claus you!

 

[thethingthatlurks]

In Soviet Russia, hookers pay YOU!

Huh, you know, I've always had a soft spot for communism. How about we rebuild the Berlin Wall and go back to that cold war thing?

Anyway:
In Soviet Russia, punchline mutilates YOU!

 

[josh the pokemon]

In Soviet Russia the game loses you!!!

 

[infested]

whistle blows you!

 

[Tarranium]

In Soviet Russia ur mom fucks you

 

[blind_dead_mcjones]

my favourite one