Your favourite "In Soviet Russia..."

[TheAceTheOne]

In soviet russia, Santa Claus doesn't give you the gifts... The gifts give Santa Claus you!

 

[thethingthatlurks]

In Soviet Russia, hookers pay YOU!

Huh, you know, I've always had a soft spot for communism. How about we rebuild the Berlin Wall and go back to that cold war thing?

Anyway:
In Soviet Russia, punchline mutilates YOU!

 

[josh the pokemon]

In Soviet Russia the game loses you!!!

 

[infested]

whistle blows you!

 

[Tarranium]

In Soviet Russia ur mom fucks you

 

[blind_dead_mcjones]

my favourite one