Your Favourite Zero Punctuation Quotes!
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"Crysis is so pretty, that were it an inmate in a male prison it would be the ***** of ever mother fucker in that place before you can say Andy Defray"
"Imagine you just woke up from a 20 year coma and you celebrate by drinking two bottles of Mad-Dog 20/20 and pilot a helicopter bearing a cargo of enraged hippopotami"
" so you're left with a game experience that could be recreated by walking down a wide road in the middle of nowhere, stopping every five steps to crack yourself in the eye with a hammer....and the road is a million miles long....and the hammer is made of wank"
"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that to someone, but no ones going to eat it because you stuck your DICK IN IT"
"GO TEAM RETARD"
"Imagine you just woke up from a 20 year coma and you celebrate by drinking two bottles of Mad-Dog 20/20 and pilot a helicopter bearing a cargo of enraged hippopotami"
" so you're left with a game experience that could be recreated by walking down a wide road in the middle of nowhere, stopping every five steps to crack yourself in the eye with a hammer....and the road is a million miles long....and the hammer is made of wank"
"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that to someone, but no ones going to eat it because you stuck your DICK IN IT"
"GO TEAM RETARD"
"as the exasperated chinese zookeeper said to the last male panda is the world "FUCK THAT!"
fucking funny.
"there doesn't seem to be much reason to develop troops, vehicles don't move any slower they just take slightly longer to build and well they're fucking tanks!"
"I found the final group and sent them of to base via a path I'd completely cleared on the way there. At a point where the base could almost certainly see them without a telescope I ran out of time and the units disappeared, "we lost contact" went the character, BULL FUCKING SHIT, all possible threats were dead, we didn't lose contact I was looking at them! They were right fucking there! We were close enough to communicate by waggling our eyebrows at each other, what the fuck happens when the stupid arbitrary time limit tuns out?! do their battle royale collars explode? they all lose honour and disembowel themselves? WHAT!?, and just to put the cherry on it, you know who they were? absolutely bloody no one! generic faceless pricks of the sort I'd vat grown 50 of that day alone but we didn't make it in time so they're gonna make me do the whole fucking mission again, as the exasperated chinese zookeeper said the last male panda in the world "FUCK THAT!"
I laughed so fucking hard at that.
also pretty much everything from his halo wars review.
fucking funny.
"there doesn't seem to be much reason to develop troops, vehicles don't move any slower they just take slightly longer to build and well they're fucking tanks!"
"I found the final group and sent them of to base via a path I'd completely cleared on the way there. At a point where the base could almost certainly see them without a telescope I ran out of time and the units disappeared, "we lost contact" went the character, BULL FUCKING SHIT, all possible threats were dead, we didn't lose contact I was looking at them! They were right fucking there! We were close enough to communicate by waggling our eyebrows at each other, what the fuck happens when the stupid arbitrary time limit tuns out?! do their battle royale collars explode? they all lose honour and disembowel themselves? WHAT!?, and just to put the cherry on it, you know who they were? absolutely bloody no one! generic faceless pricks of the sort I'd vat grown 50 of that day alone but we didn't make it in time so they're gonna make me do the whole fucking mission again, as the exasperated chinese zookeeper said the last male panda in the world "FUCK THAT!"
I laughed so fucking hard at that.
also pretty much everything from his halo wars review.
ah nvm, quotes are all in good fun. Lets just keep the quotes in here, and not in your posts as attempts at trying to make you seem smart.
"What quickly becomes obvious is that The Witcher is very much a PC exclusive game, which are typically designed to be as complex and unintuitive as possible so that those dirty console-playing peasants don't ruin it for the glorious PC gaming master race."
As the exasperated Chinese zookeeper said to the last male panda on Earth... FUCK THAT! (points at panda)
I don't understand why people have been given the same quotes 3 dozen hyperbillion times on here.. and are even wasting their time ,and by posting it ours, and saying that "I don't know. There are so many great ones."... We know, that is why there is a post dedicated to them you prick. But forgive my rudeness, you did only want to have that small glimmer of hope that people would see your pants on head retarded comment and think 'wow, what an obvious comment, the insight that you hold must be so vast that if that person were to have made a real effort our heads would implode from some power mightier than Christ'. . . but sadly no, that is not what happens. I now hope to push you out of an airplane and for you to land anus first on the Empire State Building.
I don't understand why people have been given the same quotes 3 dozen hyperbillion times on here.. and are even wasting their time ,and by posting it ours, and saying that "I don't know. There are so many great ones."... We know, that is why there is a post dedicated to them you prick. But forgive my rudeness, you did only want to have that small glimmer of hope that people would see your pants on head retarded comment and think 'wow, what an obvious comment, the insight that you hold must be so vast that if that person were to have made a real effort our heads would implode from some power mightier than Christ'. . . but sadly no, that is not what happens. I now hope to push you out of an airplane and for you to land anus first on the Empire State Building.
"Crysis is so pretty , that if it were it an inmate in a male prison it would be the ***** of every ************ in that place before you could say Andy Defrain"
or
"If your new to this series let me breifly sumurise my feelings for japanese RPG's ayyeeeearre etc etc"
or
"If your new to this series let me breifly sumurise my feelings for japanese RPG's ayyeeeearre etc etc"
"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no-one's going to eat it because you
stuck your dick in it!"
Yahtzee is so awesome.
stuck your dick in it!"
Yahtzee is so awesome.
"just because you can have something doesn't mean you should. i can use a syringe to remove the filling of a cream egg and replace it with branston pickle but it wouldn't be a good idea....at least i don't think so...hold that thought.
BEEEEEP
BEEEEEP
the business of selecting units is also a right ass, and while this may sound like a small complaint, small problems often lead to bigger ones, like a small shard of glass lodged in your urinary tract. Games that evolved in PC waters have a hard time adapting to non-mouse-controller environments, and RTS is no exception. Lacking click-and-drag all you can do is select one prick, select one prick and all his prick friends in a fixed diameter, select all pricks on the current screen, or call for a great, big, all-map prick hoedown. So if you wanted to, say, select all your flying pricks for a strategic insertion you'll run into a bit of prick trouble beyond the might of any soothing cream.
"...which group you fall into depends on whether you're the kind of
misty eyed 'games are art' hippie who can allow things like excellent
storytelling and charming artistic direction 'excuse a few gameplay
issues'.
Or if you're the kind of twitching ritalin popping xbox owner who falls
into a narcoleptic coma whenever they go without killing something for
45 seconds"
misty eyed 'games are art' hippie who can allow things like excellent
storytelling and charming artistic direction 'excuse a few gameplay
issues'.
Or if you're the kind of twitching ritalin popping xbox owner who falls
into a narcoleptic coma whenever they go without killing something for
45 seconds"
