Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[Flamezdudes]

Great. I just killed myself.

My finger was literally against the side of my head when I saw this thread...

 

[Jarvaelison]

Wonderful, I just severed my left leg at the knee D:

 

[letfireraindown]

The number pad of my keyboard is gone, along with a chunk of my work desk. My monitor is fretting and singed, but I think a power cycle and some rubbing alcohol should fix most of that. good thing my finger was so close to the wood desk or the pellets could do some damage. Though the front end of my mouse is blown off... that kinda sucks.

 

[Circusfreak]

OOWOWOWOWOWWW MY RIGHT INDEX FInGEEER!!! OOWWFUCKTHATHuRTS!!!! AAAAAAAA

 

[Glaive_21842]

well depending on which hand, i either lost my mouse or the front half of my chest cavity...

 

[Poofs]

my head just exploded, launching my brains into the hallway
awesome

 

[hawkeye52]

i was biting my nails

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Let's see, my right index finger just broke my mouse and took out a chunk of the wall.
And my left, which is usually resting in my... lap... I think I just took out my entire pelvis. Damn.

 

[Rinji]

I'm dead and my whole freaking brain splattered all over the wall.
Now try to get THESE stains off, especially when you're dead and headless.

 

[TehChuckles]

I have no lower jaw or tongue after this incident... so all my friends shout out in glee as I have finally been given the ability to shut-up.

 

[Samuel Lombardo]

hit my desk, and all the stuff under the portal just fell out of my wall.

 

[Nickompoop]

Fuck. My desktop's gone. And most of my leg. Those are both very important to me and very expensive to replace.

 

[Rich Webb]

My head now looks like half a cream egg

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I was in a pose similar to this.

And I just lost my left arm.

 

[asgardmothership]

Great, I just blew a sizeable portion of my brain all over the ceiling, I needed that!

It's amazing how many people have done exactly the same, It seems most of us spend our time in front of a computer scratching our.... head.

 

[Larkin99]

My hand was on my hip, thankfully my finger was pointing in front of me, so I just blew away my keyboard.

 

[BlueCollarTweaker]

NARROWLY missed my toes. Holy shit, that was close.

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

So my sister is now dead... bittersweet at the worst.

 

[Moosh50]

Oh shit...

Umm, could someone call an ambulance for Mr Bieber? His colonsseems to have... exploded.

 

[kickyourass]

Great, I just destroyed my keyboard, blasted my computer table in half, and blew out both my kneecaps (a good portion of my shins and thighs are probably gone too). And here I thought that today would be nice.