Your Level Of Clothing

[ReadyAmyFire]

Everyone is really well dressed on here.

Level 38 brassiere: +5 support, -5 fire damage.
Level 38 underwear: +5 comfort, -5 fire damage, +15 matching set.
Level 12 tshirt: +5 comfort.

That's it, I'm in bed. Though even fully dressed I'd be upstaged by most of you .

 

[Siegreich]

Well I'm decked out in my top tier gear,

Red dress shirt (Lv. 25)
Black vest (Lv. 25)
Black tie (Lv. 15)
Dress pants+ Black leather belt (Lv. 25)
Faux fur collared long coat ( Lv. 100 epic)
Black leather boots ( Lv. 100 epic)
With a band tshirt and boxers underneath (Lv. 1)
Also I've got my wooden head phones(Lv.50) in the accessory slot

It's a set based on frost resistance and poshness.
epic tier gear for raiding the world, also I'm told it makes me look like a mob boss

 

[Folji]

Plaid Cyan Boxers - Level 11 Underwear
36-40 Black Socks - Level 2 Footwear
Stonewashed Jeans - Level 21 Legwear
-- "Direwolf" Emblem - Level 50 Mark of Allegiance (requires Honoured or higher with "House Stark")
Red T-Shirt - Level 17 Chestwear (Heraldry Socket)
-- "Black Skull" Pirate Mark - Level 40 Heraldry (requires "Black Skull Pirates" membership)
Dark-Blue Sweater - Level 24 Chestwear
-- "Son of Skyrim" Emblem - Level 50 Insignia (requires "Dragonborn" specialization and Friendly or higher with "The Greybeards")
Sterling Silver Green Lantern Power Ring - Level 80 Power Ring (requires "Green Lantern Corps" mebmership)

Spent a lot of time farming dungeons to get some of that stuff.

 

[Fudg40]

Hah, this thread made my smile because i genuinely own this shirt IRL:

That is exactly the shirt I was wearing that gave me this question.

 

[The Funslinger]

Boxers, level 1 starting gear
vintage coca cola t-shirt, level 10
mid-priced metal wristwatch, level 7
decent multipurpose shoes, brown, sort of a trainer/shoe hybrid. Level 10
Red Hot Chili Peppers wristband level 20, must have completed the "I'm With You" quest line.
Direwolf ring, level 50.

 

[nuba km]

lv70 hat, its a top hat, a low, low quality top hat but still a top hat. +100 to posh skill, +50 to ego.

 

[Carbonyl]

Level 1/Starting Gear: Underwear+shirt because fuck having enough motivation to go search for a bra
Level 3: I PUT ON PANTS TODAY
Level 5: My pants are tie-dyed for a super-awesome (+3) charisma boost
Level 8: Fancy Sweatshirt +1 Cold resistance +1 charisma
Level 11: Glasses +2 Int, +2 Wis
Level 13: Hairclip, My 3-foot hair-span is no longer an encumbrance, +2 Dex


Edit: Forgot my necklace!

Level 55: Silver Medallion Necklace, +2 Charisma +20 Will Save, must maintain a romantic relationship with an NPC for at least 5 years of playtime

 

[orangeban]

I'm in pyjamas right now, so probably lvl 20 pyjama bottoms (+5 snugginess, -5 coolness) and lvl 35 pyjama top (+18 really, really soft material it's like fucking magical or something).

Also, lvl 100 glasses, they have a nice little enchantment on them that I like to call the GIFT OF GODDAMN SIGHT ALSO NOT BUMPING INTO THINGS.

 

[ChildishLegacy]

That is exactly the shirt I was wearing that gave me this question.

I love wearing stuff like that, because you can tell who the other nerds in the world are when they see a shirt like that and smile/laugh xP

 

[Kitty4President]

Underwear + Socks - lvl 1 starting gear
Bra - Requires lvl 13
Red T-Shirt - lvl 5
Boot-Cut Jeans - lvl 20, allows 2 pockets inventory space
Red Converse Shoes - lvl 15 (requires socks)
Army Dog Tags - lvl 1 accessory (does not add army experience)
Iphone - lvl 50, gives phone and music ability to wearer
Glasses - Lvl 10, +20 Vision, -10 Coolness

Captcha: oh, lord
I don't think my captcha approves of my fashion sense.

 

[xplosive59]

Boxers: Level 1, +3 defense, +1 Formal, +5 Agility
Running Socks: Level 5, +1 Defense, -5 Formal, +25 Agility
Common Blue Jeans: Level 5, +7 Defense, +8 Formal, +2 Agility
Death T-Shirt: Level 20, +15 Defense, -20 Formal, +30 Attack, +5 Agility
Cold War Style Black Military Coat (Heavy Armor): Level 50, +100 Defense, +20 Formal, -30 Agility, -10 Sneak
Bose Headphones: Level 35, -5 Defense, -20 Formal, +10 Attack, +5 Agility
Fingerless "Hobo" Gloves: Level 20, +2 Defense, -50 Formal, +2 Agility, +10 Lockpicking, Amateur Theif perk added.
Leather Belt of Holding: Level 5, +5 Formal, +10 Agility
Shoulder-bag of many pockets: Level 25, -20 Agility, 2x Inventory Space
Generic branded body spray: Level 5, +5 Formal, -20 Sneak
Formal Leather Shoes : Level 20, +10 Defense, +50 Formal, +5 Attack, -20 Agility, -10 Sneak, Posh Bastard perk added.
Ipod Classic 160gb: When "Bose Headphones" are in the accessory slot the special attacks "Smooth Jazz" and "Mosh pit" can be used.
Samsung Phone: Level 40, +50 Science

Weapon: Enchanted Fender Jazz Bass of Tremors (2 Handed weapon): Level 60, +250 Damage, -50 Agility, -20 Sneak, Does +50 when doing a ground attack.

 

[Stryc9]

By the way, think they have sweatshops in the Diablo universe? Someone has to make all that equipment.)

In a round about way I do imagine that. I imagine more like the "Cash for Gold" episode of South Park where they show the cycle of those Cash for Gold shops that are so prevalent here in the States right now.

People sell their unwanted gold items which is then sent to India where it's stripped down and turned into new jewelry and then sent back to the US where it's sold to old people on a home shopping network, the old people give it to their relatives who in turn sell it back to the Cash for Gold stores.

I see this working in a similar fashion in the Diablo universe where you sell your unwanted items to a merchant and then they pay a bunch of starving little urchin kids to go out into the wilderness and give the freshly sold items to random monsters and put place items randomly in chests that are scattered around.

This is the only explanation for why I keep getting the same goddamn Ring of Craftsmanship over and over and over again no matter how many times I sell that damn thing it keeps coming back.

OT: I would say my best item of clothing is a Lvl 30 Top Hat of Awesome, but it's too hot to wear the thing around right now, it's more of a fall\winter hat.

 

[Kerboom]

Level 8 reindeer covered boxers
Level 1 grey socks
Level 80 signed Josh Ritter t-shirt
Level 25 chinos
Level 33 Leather loafers
Level 60 Perfect Condition Leather wallet
Level 3 Shitty phone
Level 50 32 GB iPod Touch 4th gen

 

[NiPah]

Lvl 1 plain boxers (auto equip, no stat bonus)
Lvl 4 shorts (armor +3, item storage +4)
Lvl 1 anime T-Shirt DLC ($5.00 PSN DLC, cosmetic only)
Lvl 2 Taco Bell Napkins (spread damage, +50% damage to undead)
Lvl 5 Walmart giftcard (??unlockable key card found on ground??)

 

[Necron_warrior]

Lvl 1 Socks (Arm 2)
Lvl 1 Boxers (Arm 2)
Lvl 1 T-shirt (Arm 2)
Tabard +self respect
Lvl 1 Trousers (Arm 2)
Lvl 12 Glasses (Arm 0) +20 to perception
Lvl 16 Lego watch +24 knowledge.
Use: What time is it? Acquire time and inform surroundings( +threat)

Lvl 25 Uryu Bracelet (2 hand(well, wrist but shush)) Bow of the quincy. Damage ?? dependant on plot relevance.

 

[Bitcoon]

Level 30 Utilikilt- requires either 20 Charisma or the Doesn't Give a Fuck perk.
Level 10 Xperia Play- Requires at least 20 Gamer Cred.
Level 1 Glasses +5 vision sight.

 

[tobi the good boy]

Level 100 Italian suit of class.

 

[vivalahelvig]

I have powerlevelers gear.
Level 76 Spotless White Briefs
+ 20 carry weight
Passive: Keeps crotch area comfortable

Level 86 Padded Cargo Shorts
+20 Fire resistance
+10 Cold resistance
+30 carry wieght

Level 84 Long White Socks
+20 Cold resistance
-10 Fire resistance
Passive: Keeps shoe from causing rub burns

Level 100 Practical Shoes of Practicality
+50 Fire resistance
+50 Cold resistance
+20% damage when kicking
Effect: Sparks seep from holes in front of shoe constantly

Level 93 Weathered Blue T-Shirt
-10 Fire resistance
+15 Cold resistance
Passive: Blinds enemies, reducing hit chance.

Level 1 Hair
Hair

Level 99 Headset
-20% hearing
+80% communications
Looks cool.

 

[IamQ]

White T-shirt (common)
Requires level 1

Ancient blue jeans (rare)
Requires level 10
+10 armor
+5 frost resist

Boxers of the rolling stones (common)
Requires level 2
+2 frost resist

White Socks (common)
Requires level 1