Your Level Of Clothing

[Fudg40]

Ok, this is a simple idea I got from looking at a shirt. As we know most video games have level requirements for items. So the question I am asking is what would be the minimum required level to wear your clothes and to have the items that you keep on your person? Please back up your answers with a reason. Let?s assume the level cap is 100.

IL gives an example to start things off.

I think that the minimum required level to wear what I?m wearing is 7. That is because I just have jeans and a tee shirt. But to hold the items I have the level requirement would be 40 because I have a nice watch and an IPhone.

 

[BloatedGuppy]

Boxers - Level 1. Starting gear.
Pants - Level 3. The jeans have a hole in them. I badly need a new pair of jeans.
Shirt - Level 5. Basic black t-shirt.
Shoes - Level 43. Good, solid quality walking shoes. Built to last, nice looking. Have some special inserts as well, so consider them socketed.
Wrist Guards - Level 51. + resistance against repetitive stress injury.
Sunglasses - Level 64.

 

[Sandernista]

Boxers: Lvl 1 human male starting gear
Shirt: Lvl 1 deadhead class starting gear (borrowed from girlfriend)
Socks: Lvl 1 human male starting gear
Pants: Lvl 2 tutorial completion gear sweatpants
Glasses: Lvl 46 hipster prestige class gear +12 perception glasses (requires at least 25 lvls in the hipster prestige class)
Shoes: Lvl 55 boots of resist everything

While most of my stuff is fairly low-level starting gear my enhanced perception and resistance to everything give me a huge boost and make me amazing as a scout.

 

[geK0]

Boxers of the owl(uncommon)
25 defense
+4 spirit
+6 intellect
requires level 10 to equip

Tattered Trousers of knowledge(uncommon)
43 defense
+6 intellect
+3 critical strike rating
requires level 12 to equip

Black T-shirt of the Power Glove (rare)
description: a 'Power Glove' band shirt with an emblem at the front, it pulses with power and epicness
60 defense
+20 spell power
+10 stamina
requires level 15 to equip

Mouse of Seering Mana (rare)
main hand
40-56 damage
1.2 speed
+15 spell power
+10 intellect
+10 mana regen per second
requires level 14 to equip

This is my current gear; I'm a bit of a noob, but it's pretty nice spell casting gear for leveling.

level 10-20 seems about right for casual clothing... I'd think level 1 would be like diapers and baby clothes, wouldn't it?

 

[Nerexor]

Boxers - level 1

Pants of the Wageslave - Grey dress pants, standard office wear - level 8.
+10 stealth (due to appearing as just another office worker)
-2 Charisma (due to appearing as just another office worker)

T-Shirt of the Cult of Carmen - Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego shirt - level 30, due to awesomeness
+56 Dexterity
+10 bluff
Once per day may cause others to sing the Rockapella "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego" song.

Dress shirt of the Office Worker - blue dress shirt, not terribly fancy, standard business casual - level 8
+10 Stealth
-2 Charisma

Subtle Tie of Sedition - Thinkgeek "Ties suck" tie with binary code for the ASCII letters "Ties suck" repeatedly printed on it. Level 60, due to subtle anti office messaging. Plus it's a silk tie.
+16 charisma to other geeks, +4 on normals (adds a splash of uniqueness and color to otherwise standard office drone gear)

Curious Suit Jacket - Awesomely comfortable grey suit jacket with red lining. Level 90, rare item (It's a really comfy suit jacket, after all).
+10 Armor
Resist cold +4%
+75 Intelligence
10 mana regeneration per second

Glasses - Level 2, cursed: attract smudges despite me not touching the lenses nearly often enough for them to get that smudged.
+15 to perception when cleaned, -4 to perception when heavily smudged

Work ID badge: Level 26, unique item. Enchanted: opens doors within office building. Cursed: Tracks every instance of door opening for evil superiors.
No effects

Android Phone: Level 25. Enchanted: allows access to internet, has various cantrips (apps). Cursed: all cantrips are afflicted with annoying advertisements.
+30 intelligence
+5 charisma
-10 to dexterity and perception while in use.

 

[Verzin]

lvl 1 human starting gear.

lvl 2 hoodie retrieved from bargain bin.

lvl 1 grass stained shoes in mild disrepair

lvl 50 laptop (I call it clothing because It almost never loses contact with my flesh)

lvl 90 desktop (I love my hand-built desktop. I love it good.)

 

[Broady Brio]

Level 1 boxers from a cheap store.
Level 2 socks from a slightly more expensive store.
Level 3 wallet... Somewhere, I forget.
Level 4 jeans from a similarly expensive store.
Level 8 t-shirt from the similar store.
Level 15 boots from the store.
Level 30 iPod Nano.
Level 50 Blackberry Torch.

 

[IndomitableSam]

Level 10 undies - not a matching set, but not cheap either
Level 20 shoes - too hot for real shoes, too cold for sandals, these are old slip-ons.
Level 10 work pants - really old and the fly doesn't stay up.
Level 40 tank top - brand new and shiny! Also sucks in tummy slightly!
Level 20 shirt - looks like new and is 5+ years old. Still in style.
Level 87 Librarian Sweater ... of Knowledge. Plus the other one on the back of my chair. And the many at home.
Level 30 Fossil Watch
Level 54 Purdy Topaz and Amethyst Ring
Level 80 Maui Jim Sunglasses - 10 years old and still going stong.
Level 72 N7 Calibration Kit (over the shoulder bag). With lots of gum in it.

... Also, Level 2 (out of 8) Free Hot Dog card from the hot dog cart the next street over.

 

[dudycat1]

level 5 playboy boxers
level 5 socks silver imbued socks +5 resistance to badfeetsmell
level 10 marvel wallet
level 40 ray bans sunglasses +30 fire resistance
level 40 dc deckshoes +40 slip resistance
level 50 diesel jeans
level 60 J!NX nerd rage tee +60 neediness +20 awesomeness
level 60 G-shock watch +40 earth resistance
level 60 i-pod touch +50 musical ability
level 70 htc one x +60 to communication

 

[Loop Stricken]

I think my highest-level item of clothing would be my N7 hoodie. 'tis pretty awesome but I'm not sure what level value I could ascribe to it.

 

[ReadyAmyFire]

Judging by how covered up I am, I'd say for a female character all this is level 1. Considering the inverse relationship between level and coverage for female characters in games.

EDIT: Why are so many of you wearing sunglasses while on a computer? Turn the brightness down.

 

[MammothBlade]

Level 55 briefs of containment (male or female) - keeps the user's libido in check.
Level 15 t-shirt
Level 15 trousers
Level 25 hooded top of deflection
Level 30 rugged shoes
Level 60 watch of punctuality
Level 65 bottomless wallet
Level 40 forgotten mobile phone
Level 60 keys of unlocking
Level 55 glasses of weird vision
Level 77 mehrunes razor

 

[Loop Stricken]

Judging by how covered up I am, I'd say for a female character all this is level 1. Considering the inverse relationship between level and coverage for female characters in games.

EDIT: Why are so many of you wearing sunglasses while on a computer? Turn the brightness down.

Because they're mirrored red and look awesome.

 

[kannibus]

Level 1: Briefs of brevity (+1 to Terror skills)
Level 1: Socks of Holiness (-3 to Defense)

Level 7: Khakhis of the Expanding (Magically adjusts to fit ever greater amount of fat)

Level 20: Hawaiian shirt of the Unbound (Buttons don't work)

 

[Rowan93]

Everything level 1, seeing as I'm a background character. And since I could buy and wear just about anything, everything in the world is level 1!

Okay, yeah, that's kind of being a spoilsport.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Boxer Briefs Lv 5: Upgraded version of basic set, Defense +5

Air Force T-Shirt Lv 8: Legitness, Strength +15

Button up shirt Lv 10: Style points, Health +10

Glasses: Lv 1: Basic System Requirements, Awareness +100

Paracord Bracelet: Lv 50: Survival Skill +70

 

[GonvilleBromhead]

Level 1: M&S Briefs
Level 1: M&S Socks
Level 5: Collared Shirt (+5 speech when talking to adult characters, -25 when talking teenage members of cosmetic subcultures)
Level 10: Clarks Oxford Shoes (-75 trendiness)
Level 15: 1940's glasses (rare - wearer unable to hang around outside schools, but +100 speech when talking to Harry Potter fans)
Level 25: 1940's American tie (Unique. -40 to apparent colour vision)
Level 50: 1940's Brown Pinstripe 2 piece suit (Rare; +20 speech when talking to social superiors, +30 intimidation to teenagers, +40 charisma to people who know about clothes, -40 charisma when talking to people who only know what they read in the fashion rags)

 

[SckizoBoy]

Hmmm... OK:

Briefs - lvl 2... not the cheapest crap you can find, but don't do much but shield the manparts from a stiff wind
Jeans - lvl 10... expensive bits of clothing and very evenly black and non-fading
T-shirt - lvl 7... fairly cheap, but functional, stylish, after a fashion
Shirt - lvl 25... buttons undone, ever so slightly crumpled but oh so elegant
Shoes - lvl 50... pricey fuckers, comfy as hell Vans
Coat - lvl 100... whoever wears this coat is instantly +10[sup]10[/sup] to badassness rating