your own code of humanity

[Count Igor]

1) Who the fuck obeys these things?
2)Sure, you might read them, but you won't CARE
3)You have to admit, these are the most truthfull commandments/codes you've ever seen
4)Why the hell are you still reading these things?
5)Seriously, GET LOST!
6)Even if I tell you to do something, you won't care
7)Now you're just being stupid
8)Waiting to see what HILAAAARIOUS thing comes up next eh?
9)Well, it won't bloody well be a co-
10)Thou shalt not Kill.
11)GODDAMNIT!

 

[Marine Mike]

1. Have fun
2. Do what feels right to you
3. Question everything
4. Always strive to improve yourself
5. Learn from the past
6. Live in the present
7. Plan for the future

 

[Shycte]

Take it easy mmmmm'kay?

 

[Captain Pancake]

ONE VISION.

ONE PURPOSE.

PEACE THROUGH POWER.

 

[SextusMaximus]

1. No killing.
2. Swear all you like, whose gonna care?
3. Game's are awesome, you don't like them? tough tits.
4. Beatles!
5. Only I can be a dick, it's not funny if you do it.
6. Violence isn't cool, except under threatening situations. Therefore violence is always cool.
7. Buddhism.
8. Collect Underpants
9. ???
10. PROFIT!

 

[Billion Backs]

1. Live life for yourself.
2. No mind-altering substances.
3. Do not allow others to get inside your mind.
4. Value sanity above most else.

Sanity is a rather vague concept, yeeees?

And I'm afraid you've already lost on number 3. And number 2, for that matter.

In case of number 3, what exactly do you consider "getting inside your mind"? The majority of everyone's childhood and early school years involves indoctrination into the norms of where you live. How is that not getting into your mind? You're not allowed nor yet capable of making any decisions yourself - you're just being taught a concept and said that it's truth. It's not such a bad thing when it comes to sciences and more objective things, but when it comes to a lot of other stuff, it's simple brainwashing.

And for number 2, there are plenty of mind-altering effects your own body causes. Ever heard of, for example, runner's high? I'm a casual runner, and when it happens, it's really no different from being drunk or stoned in sense of mind altering properties. Same goes for adrenaline rush when you're scared or threatened. It's completely different from normal reality.

Of course, there are also all the mind altering substances used in medicine, mainly for anesthesia or as pain killers or anti-depressants. Are you against those too?

I really don't understand the logic of that. What exactly is your "normal" state of mind? Are you against the idea of mind altering effects? Then you already lose, they happen naturally anyways and I don't think you can stop them.

Are you against outside mind altering effects that can't naturally occur within your body? Say good bye to a lot of helpful medicine and medical procedures.

I can understand some kind of "straight edge" logic behind your ideas, but I can't even fathom understanding behind the logic behind the whole "straight edge" crowd.

 

[a stranger]

I just have 1 and that is
Humanity shall obey my every whim or die.

 

[Om Nom Nom]

1. Thou shalt not invent pointless rules
2. Thou shalt not invade upon another's right to privacy and free speech/expression
3. Thou shalt not cause harm, bodily nor psychological
4. Thou shalt not force thy's beliefs and views upon others
5. Thou shalt freely help the helpless
6. Thou shalt not condemn others without firm proof
7. Thou shalt speak out and rise against the tyrant, murderer and power-mad
8. Thou shalt not insult for the sake of offence
9. Thou shalt trust and share with thy's fellows, and not abuse thy fellow's trust
10. Thou shalt not seek power for it's own sake, nor abuse thou's power

Off the top of my head.

 

[DSK-]

Pretty much this: Live and let live.

Everything else, depending on how I feel at the time and what happens in a particular situation, I will leave to my good/poor judgement.

I value loyalty, knowledge and strength (my own interpretations of its meaning(s)) infinitely more highly than money. Money is really worth shit to me. It's a tool - a means to an end and nothing more.

Besides, I was raised to know what was right and wrong, to mind my p's and q's and treat people how I want to be treated. Of course as I grew up and learned more about the world that changed pretty drastically.

I won't say anything else because I would reveal my misanthropic tendencies...Oh bugger :/

 

[Flames66]

If it harms none, do what you will
Be fair
Be relaxed
Don't judge people
Don't assume stereotypes
Respect the world around you
You don't own the Earth, it owns you

 

[DancePuppets]

1) Don't be a dick

Its a bit unclear, but I think it works

I think that that should be the only law in any country in the world!

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Rule No. 1 of 'The Code' = don't tell anyone about 'The Code'
Rule No. 2 of 'The Code' = there are no rules

 

[Danny Ocean]

1. Be rational.
2. Really do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Basically, have empathy for everyone.

That's all you need, isn't it?

 

[Lullabye]

1. Do what I want.

It's not like I really have a choice.

 

[Blitzkreg]

got bored the other day and decided to make my own code of humanity a little like the ten commandments only different they are as follows
1.Do not kill
2.Do not steal
3.Do not bear false witness
4.Do not force your beliefs on others
5.Don't be a jackass
6.Don't break the law
7.Attempted to see all men and women as equals no matter what
8.Avoid being baisd
9.Do not place a judgement without first conferming evidence

so I ask you what are yours
note: they can be whatever and however many you want

I largely agree with everything you said, except for the equals part. I personally know that not everyone is equal, and while you need to treat them as such before you get to know them, its important to remember that not everyone is equal...
just my opinion

 

[Chrono212]

Don't fuck with karma, or karma will fuck with you...believe me, it does

snip

Seconded (well it's more that that now, but you know )

EDIT: Woo, 2nd page!

 

[JoshGod]

8. Collect Underpants
9. ???
10. PROFIT!

southpark underpants gnomes. brilliant ep.

7.Attempted to see all men and women as equals no matter what

what about idiots i mean do i have to remind you of the '2 hours of gaming is like snorting a line of coke.'

OT
i have 1 rule
1) treat others as they would treat you ( i realise the flaw in this, which is what do i do if someone else has the same principle).

 

[Dapsen]

The first rule of life, is that you DONT talk about life! -jk.

1. Don't be a douche.
2. Do what makes you happy! But don't be a douche while doing it...
3. Respect your fellow humans.
4. Don't go into The Basement. Just don't.
5. Seriously, just behave properly.
6. ????
7. PROFIT!!!

 

[Bobipine]

Well, pretty much in the same lines as the OP but.

1.Don't cause physical or psychological harm.
2.Don't steal, anything.
3.Don't bear judgment upon someone without proofs.
4.Be as respectful as possible.
5.Don't brag too much.
6.Give credit where it's due.
7.Follow the law.
8.Don't let others down.

That's pretty much it

 

[crudus]

Rule 1: There are no rules
Rule 2: No feet on the sofa


Seriously:

1. Don't be a dick
2. Rule one can only be broken toward the person that broke it first(rewording of Golden Rule).
3. Do everything you are say you are going to.