Your signature melee weapon

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

the torn limbs of my enemies..... or whoever.... i'm not fussy

 

[Arkzism]

a simple wooden cane, a machete and a crowbar, why cause they all sit next too me, the machete and crow bars are tools... i can bring the pain with that cane though

 

[BlackStar42]

A Power Fist or a lightsaber. Yay for violent dismemberment!

 

[spartan231490]

I would choose two small blades. Similar to kukris, but a little shorter(15 inches or so with the handle), and with the curve going the other way, designed to use with a reverse grip. Sheathe them in the small of my back.

 

[Arnoxthe1]

Dual longswords or dual something swords to that effect.

 

[Mittens The Kitten]

Idunno, a frying pan?

That's my shit. Fuck your impractical swords and hidden blades that nobody on this forum knows how to use. Give me an old-timey cast iron death machine.

Do you own a cast-iron skillet? Do you have any idea how heavy and impractical that would be as a weapon? A stainless steel frying pan would be much more effective.

 

[Infernai]

Can't fix what isn't broke, so...A katana, MADE FROM ADAMANTIUM:

 

[gellert1984]

A Jiang, the gentlemans blade. Perhaps a vorpal sword, after all you never know when you may encounter a wild jaberwocky.

 

[ilspooner]

I would have metal gloves which increase the strength of my punches, the fingers tipped with long, razor sharp claws. The claws would also be covered in a deadly poison. And spiked knuckles. I would be totally badass.

 

[Mittens The Kitten]

Do you own a cast-iron skillet? Do you have any idea how heavy and impractical that would be as a weapon? A stainless steel frying pan would be much more effective.

I do, actually. I have an odd fascination with frying pans, so I collect them. Stainless steel would be quicker, though, you're right. Also, a non-stick frying pan would make washing blood, brain matter, and bone fragments off of my weapon much, much easier.

You could be a Resident Evil boss, i'd call you "The Pan Man"

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Crampons.

The closest I can get to attaching pure pain to the soles of my feet.

Or rocket boots.

I've been trying to design a sandal that incorporates those, I call em Bear Feet.
Anyways, I'll go for a proper warhammer. It's like a sledge, except better.

 

[DustyDrB]

Daggers! Or a hidden blade. It's all about the stabbing. I don't want to slice you, I want to stick a discreet sharp poisoned steel blade into you.

 

[callmegreen]

Lightsaber AND The POWERGLOVE........ Its So Bad

 

[Czargent Sane]

Didin't say it had to be real, so.

Love these things. <3

why do they have two sided handguards??? those look ridiculously difficult to hold

 

[captaincabbage]

Flaming sword of justice.

This, but rainbows too.
So yeah, a Rainbow Fire Sword. :3

Failing that, I'd have one of those bitchin' finglongers, for long range eye-poking.

"Good news everyone! I've invented a new method of turning things on from all the way across the room! You'll also read this entire sentence in my voice!"

 

[Chappy]

Hm nearest thing I can think of as a weapon I own IRL thats usuable are my keys attached to a flexible cord so as a signature melee weapon? Maybe a flail of some kind that has a meter or two meter range.

If I can pick one out of the blue though anything I can have I'm going for Shuang Gou (Hook swords)

 

[ArcWinter]

A hatchet.

Simple, yet effective.