Your signature melee weapon

[LeafofStone]

I would have Major Armstrong's Gauntlets, those things are badass (see Full Metal Alchemist)

Alternatively i would have Tsubaki in Fey Blade Mode (see Soul Eater manga)

 

[God's Clown]

Spoiler

Because it is the best weapon ever.

 

[Grufflenark]

Butterfly knife.
Indeed.

 

[Thalios]

A gun that shoots shurikens and lightning... Definitely.

.... In a melee kinda way....

 

[hooksashands]

Monk fists.

 

[FallOutKing94]

Pair of gold plated 44's

 

[xFullmetalx]

Pineapple sword.

 

[FallOutKing94]

I would have to go for some form of collapsible scythe on the end of a long chain.

That would be pretty sick.

 

[blind_dead_mcjones]

a sledgehammer, straight razor, and a brick in a sock

Twin flaming kunai on barbed wire.
For those who don't know what a kunai is, it looks like this:

funfact: kunai is little more than an glorified garden trowel

 

[nomzy]

Armblades from Deus Ex: Human Revolution :3

 

[Niftu Cal]

My mind.
I think things, and they HAPPEN.
FEAR ME.

 

[Torrasque]

WAIT! I forgot the ultimate weapons.

Spoiler: Good old faithful

Spoiler: When it gets a little tougher

Spoiler: And when the worst comes to the worst

*hands you an internets*
My day has been made, and it still is technically my night!

Back on topic though:
I'd have a Zweihander.
It makes the Buster Blade look like a child's toy, is only wielded by uber badasses, and is the only sword designed to combat spearmen and calvary...

Spoiler: Here are some pictures for scope.

Spoiler: And here is the most notable Zweihander user to date.

 

[KittyPryde87]

I would pick my makeup case. Giant metal box with pointy edges and suited to my personality.

 

[Scarim Coral]

A gunblade for me (as long it doesn't look just a gun with a blade attach to it).

 

[Crow-like]

I once won a fight with a tennis racket. I'm gonna go with a tennis racket.

 

[Matt225distraction]

Videogame melee weapons of choice:
Crowbar (duh)
Blackjack
Painkiller

General:
A long pike/spear (I like to poke things from a distance)
CHAINSAW
Katana
Knee-spikes
FLAMING SUPER-SPIKY MACE
Gloves with razor blades on each side (karate chops = very effective)

Unfortunately, all other weapons are beaten by the crowbar, thanks to Gordon Freeman.

 

[ScorpSt]

Anything's possible answer: A sword where the handle is shaped like a dragon. It holds an emerald in its claw and it's mouth leads to the blade. The blade is made of fire.

Slightly more practical answer: I don't know what to call the or even if they exist, but some sort of bladed night-sticks. Basically, picture a police night stick. Instead of the main baton part, there's a blade that's long on one end and short on the other. Two of those, one for each hand.

Something I can actually use answer: A staff. Nothing overly complicated, just a long staff of wood (or a light but strong metal) that comes up to my shoulder. I can kick ass with that.

 

[Dark Harbinger]

Can I have Grond the Hammer of The Underworld?

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

I'd take the red faction sledgehammer:

Spoiler

Why? Oh I don't know, something about being able to demolish both buildings and enemies in a series of sickening crunches appeals to me.

Otherwise, excalibat. A glowing baseball bat capable of hitting with great power and knocking enemies into the horizon, depending on how spiteful the user is feeling.

Or, yknow a chainsword would be nice.

 

[dietrichrieper]

you can have grond, I'll take the one ring

oh and an axe just in case there are any tricky people involved