Your usefulness in the coming apocalypse...
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I can cook. I can make soap, I know most end of world times people are not that clean I help with that. I know how to sew and nit I even know how to make wool into thread (mind you it my itch a bit) I know how to make candle wax and how to make candles. I have a knowledge of guns and I am an average shot with a rifle. I also have 15/20 eye sight in both eyes, I will not need glasses until far into old age if my parents/grandparents are any indication.
I have a supply of radiation medication, clean water, 100 years of dehydrated food, an extensive hidden fallout shelter complete with a self sufficient hydroponic underground garden, a massive generator run off of underground waterways, medical facilities with fully functioning robotic doctors, every type of communication equipment known to man, a collection of military weaponry and robots to defend the bunker, a full size cinema as well as a complete collection of the best music, games and movies from the past 40 years.
But with my luck I'll probably be in the bathroom when the nukes hit, oh well.
But with my luck I'll probably be in the bathroom when the nukes hit, oh well.
I'm patient, hardworking, damn good at map reading and navigation, know small-unit tactics, have a crowbar (yes, that's important), can quickly field-strip any M16-style weapon, can shoot pretty well, can focus through distractions, am in relatively good shape, know basic first-aid, and am a fast learner. I'll be okay in a group, as long as others can teach me the finer points of survival. In return, I'll find a weapon I'm familiar with and keep them alive.
Well, I'm the big kind of guy who is no stranger to menial labor. So if you have the tools and the time to explain it to me, I can take it up pretty well.
Also, I am somewhat familiar with basic farming (as in raking out rows and dropping seeds in) so theres that too. That, and I can cook things (somewhat) well
Not much I know, but you'll need all you got if things are as bad as you say
Also, I am somewhat familiar with basic farming (as in raking out rows and dropping seeds in) so theres that too. That, and I can cook things (somewhat) well
Not much I know, but you'll need all you got if things are as bad as you say
I actually enjoy manual labour? So I have no problem moving heavy shit, chopping wood, construction, etc. And I can do with a minimum of food, so yeah, cheap and efficient labour. I'm pretty good with a rifle (at a range anyways, so may not count). And I'm patient with others...well, until they're out of earshot, then I lose my shit
Extras include: Sarcasm, random movie facts & knowledge of film, and dominating at Mario Kart Double Dash
Extras include: Sarcasm, random movie facts & knowledge of film, and dominating at Mario Kart Double Dash
I have some survival training, know how to grow crops, some medicine (scouting and lifeguard), have scuba certifications, and martial arts (Krav Maga).
I will survive alone in the post-apocalyptic world, thank you very much. I happen to be skilled at stealing other people's things, so I will either haunt a dingy post-apocalyptic community (like Rivet City) before fleeing with a bunch of loot to another community (preferably Tenpenny Tower).
Am useful for lifting stuff. Or breaking stuff. Or as someone who plays the Nietsche Wannabe and is pragmatic&shit. With bad charisma and a penchant for violent outbursts.
Perfeeect....
Perfeeect....
I think a no mercy attitude with no regrets can be helpful as a leader. Also medical skills will be in great use. And I can fish, hunt, and anything else.
Scientific and problem solving mind. Plus I got an A in design tech. (woodworking/construction) and I'm handy with a bow or any ranged weapon. (For when the giant marshmallow demons rise from the Earths core to wage war on humanity for stealing their asparagus. If your gonna create an apocolypse scenario, go hog wild.)
