Your usefulness in the coming apocalypse...

[Sarah Kerrigan]

I am a trained Parkour artist, and because of that, I am pretty quick and fast and can climb over pretty large walls.

 

[Death God]

I am down right accurate with a gun of any sort and I'm smart. That sounds important for a post-apocalyptic world I think.

 

[Ren3004]

Well, if the Apocalypse waits another 4 years to come I'll be a doctor... Otherwise... I guess I could be useful as food.

 

[Kenko]

Hmm, well I can kill people, use a variety of melee weapons and guns, hand to hand combat... I also know how to find food as well as wilderness survival skills, and I'm good at planning and leading a group.

I can get shit done and ive no qualms with killing people to save myself or those close to me. Likely since im unarmed and atm not very physically fit that could be difficult, but i'd still do it. People in the western countries are terribly soft and think killing is a horrible act, but in all honesty its just means to an end. Kill them or they kill you. And before you go all hippy pacifistwuss and tell me that people wont be so bad and bladibla, yes they will be. People are little more then animals outside of society. And when everything crumbles you'll have to have the stomach to do what needs to be done or perish yourself.

Isn't human life all the more precious now because it's more scarce? And besides, humans functioned normally before society existed; having to survive together brings out the best and worst in people, and even those you deem "soft" have inner strength that allows them to survive even if they don't have a ton of experience. And don't forget that society was created because people wanted to survive and flourish rather than be animals. And even animals can have sympathy and compassion. Sounds like you've been watching a little too much of the Dark Knight's pseudo-philosophical pretentious bullshit.

Other humans lifes(or is it lives?) are never more precious then my own, so you can shove your silly Batman reference up your pooper. As for animals having sympathy and compassion, sure they do. But its always your pack/people and family that comes first. So what little there is left after said apocalypse there'll be a landgrab for resources between different groups of peoples whether they are divided by culture, religion or something else.

 

[MagicMouse]

I am heavily armed. I don't need any skills when I can make people with skills do what I want...

Besides that I could defend the group from the radioactive zombies/cats/killer trees.

 

[Malgan]

I know all pokemons strengths and weaknesses.
And I'm gay, so if the stereotype fits I'll make sure everyone looks their best?

 

[Gluzzbung]

I'm incredibly good at escapism (not connected to this website) and can scavenge for anything I need.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I'm funny.

But if there is a nuclear holocaust/war/disaster, qute frankly, I wouldn't want to survive.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

The apocalypse will need physics undergrads right?

I certainly hope so! But failing that, I have a surprisingly long list of skills that are essentially useless save in the event of some kind of apocalyptic scenario.
I can shoot with both a bow and a gun, I can cook, I can set up a shelter, start a fire...
I can fix shit, move things, I'm debatabley a pretty good leader... This is rapidly turning into a 'Why am I awesome?' thread, complete with the list of people claiming that they're not.

 

[Naheal]

I'd probably attach myself to some warlord as an advisor.

 

[Daffy F]

Well, I'm a great cook, so when we all turn to cannibalism for survival I could probably think of some fantastic recepies.

I can tell jokes.............

You could think up amusing names for ^ his ^ otherwise gruesome recipes... to take the edge off

 

[TerribleAssassin]

I knows how to fire bang-bangs?

Other than that, I know how to cook Ministry of Defense food on Hexi-burners.

 

[Michael Logan]

Im very good-looking, which is useful if we want to repopulate the planet!

 

[Saint_Demon963]

Well, I can run really fast and climb things well... I'm also a fairly good long term planner

 

[Raziel1]

I can fire a long range weapon with accuracy, I can do some Freerunning stuff,
I can help people with problemes, and I have a rather good sense of humor,
I am a Handyman and am not egoistic at ALL!
my only Con = Cant cook, whatsoever

 

[Fidelias]

I'm a damn good shot with a twelve gauge...
And I...
um...
Oh, I got one!
I can ride a horse!
That's gonna be useful, you know, since we're probably gonna have to survive without cars.
So yeah.

 

[Gunjack65]

Actor, that about it.
Hell we need entertainment in the future right?

 

[Tsaba]

scouting, firearms, cooking, labor, soooo security and cooking on the side,

 

[coldshadow]

hunter/scout. other than that I could work the fallout fields?

 

[rosemystica]

I grow fruits and vegetables as a hobby. I could at least try to provide my new neighbors and fellow survivors with tasty nutritious foodstuffs.

I can also lift about 90lbs and carry it pretty far. So I'd have some application in raiding any buildings that are still standing for supplies.