Your usefulness in the coming apocalypse...

[Captain Pancake]

I can sorta play instruments, so I could keep morale up I guess if we found a guitar. I could be like Gurney Halleck!

 

[Belgian_Waffles]

I dunno if I would become part of a community, I might just stay home and keep myself safe and keep sane with my DS.
I'd mostly try to go back for people who were doomed by raiders and such and get myself killed.

 

[Ranooth]

I'm a pretty good shot with a bow and i kinda know how to fly a plane.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

My current profession would be pretty useless in an armageddon situation. But I'm a decent mechanic.

 

[Del-Toro]

I'm healthy and a fast learner, so whatever happens to need doing I can figure out.

 

[Internet Kraken]

I can fish. I was raised in the country, so I learned survival skills at a young age. Tracking, growing, fishing, finding food, identifying plants, and most importantly, building fire for your rockets.

In a nuclear war almost all those skills are gonna count for shit.

That doesn't make any sense. Those are basic survivalist skills. OF course they're going to help. They won't help you if you're right in the blast radius of a bomb, but then nothing is going to help you. When we are no longer able to simply go to the store to buy food from the supermarket, we're going to have to scavenge our own food from the local environment. Being able to track animals, plant and care for plants, fish, and identify wild plants are immensely helpful.

Yeah, but the fallout from the nuclear blasts will make a lot of this stuff inedible.

Whats' your point? If you're in an area that has been affected by fallout to the point where most of the food is inedible, you're probably going to die regardless of what skills you have. The only way you would survive is if you were far away from the blast, in which case having these skills would be incredibly useful to keep yourself alive.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Somewhere between "bullet shield" and "dinner."

 

[esliang]

I've done a lot of carpentry for fun and am in generally good shape. That should count for something, right?

 

[IceStar100]

I can hunt will kill with out second though but sadly I'd end up a raider most likly. Maybe a nomad but I know I not stay put very long.

 

[Kirky]

Well, I'm pretty good at writing (most of the time) so I could totally restart recorded history. What? Someone has to do it.

Aside from that... Well, if anyone manages to restart the gaming industry, I suppose I could either review/preview games - the first of the new Game Journos - or write dialogue and story. Hell yeah for a complete lack of practical skills!

 

[Enzeru92]

I can sew so yea that's pretty useful i think and I know how to fight its another plus I say

 

[Wrists]

I have watched literally a few episodes of Bear Grylls Born Survivor, so I can die early and free up food for everyone else.

Well, I was joking...I've done a fair bit of camping, I'm pretty good at climbing (as long as it's not a sheer cliff) and I can start fires....lots of fires, even when I don't need to. As humans, we can always use more fire....right?

 

[Alon Shechter]

I can talk like a pirate.
The zombies will bow before my glory.

 

[soilent]

I can do this!
*clasps his hands together behind his back and pulls them over his head without releasing his grip, resting with his arms pointing downward in front of him*

 

[Padwolf]

I am pretty good at paintballing, I can play piano, I can read a map, I'm good at setting traps and building forts and I can write and a lot of other things... but I cannot cook at all

 

[deckai]

I'm a All-rounder, I have basic/advance knowledge in building shelter, first-aid(paramedic), fishing, preserve food, Military service (reading maps, creating emplacements, leading and following a command chain etc.), flora and fauna. Speaking multiple languages and being creative when it comes to problem solving.

On the other hand, I'm pretty quick annoyed by stupidity and general "douchbagerie", which could be a problem in bigger groups of unknown people.

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

+Cross Country runner, in excellent shape.
+Expert with firearms, stockpile of guns and ammo.
+Avid hunter and familiar with fishing.
+Home located in the middle of nowhere.
+Can drive, has SUVs.
-Very skinny

+...can play guitar?

 

[Daffy F]

Well, I'm a great cook, so when we all turn to cannibalism for survival I could probably think of some fantastic recepies.

I can tell jokes.............

You could think up amusing names for ^ his ^ otherwise gruesome recipes... to take the edge off

Well he'd probably need a HAND to make them!

Puns are useful in the apocalypse also.

I'm a drummer. I can be General-in-charge of 'Ba-Dum-Tish'es...

 

[Daffy F]

I can talk like a pirate.
The zombies will bow before my glory.

Who said Zombie's were involved?

 

[A Raging Emo]

I'm a good public speaker, and I have been told I am exceptionally good at rallying people and raising morale, so I guess I'd be some form of motivator, then. Plus, I learn quickly, so I could help out with more menial tasks, like raising children or building houses/tools.