Your Waifu.

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Nyan cat and Nigel Thornberry.
If you don't know what those two look like, then i suggest you have a pop at my avatar for best of both worlds.
Or look at this.

Spoiler

 

[infohippie]

Kotomi's also... nuts. And her boobs are too big. Fuuko FTW. :3

All the best girls are nuts. Always. Fuuko's adorable, but she's no Kotomi.

 

[Infernai]

Non Human Waifu:

Spoiler

You thought i was gonna post a pony, didn't you?

Human Waifu:

Spoiler

I know it's cliche..

I am fully aware that these beings will never exist, so don't bother pointing it out.

 

[Zeroghee]

Short List:
Ohno Kanako
Chika Ogiue
Saeko Busujima

http://thegreyghost.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/genshiken-ogiue-ohno-yuri-01.jpg[img]
[img]http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2052761.jpg[img]
[img]http://www.renderat.com/renders/saeko_render_by_m1ur0-d2xt42q.png[img]

 

[Tim Mazzola]

Wow, so much negativity in this thread. I just think it's weird and rude that people come into this thread just to bash it. Seriously, insulting people for having harmless fun is just mean. This "I HAV A REEL GURLFREND SO I DON KNEED A FAEK WON" crap doesn't make you look any more macho. Just sayin'.

That being said, mai waifu:

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[CobraX]

Jack from Mass Effect and Raven from DC Comics.

Brooding Goths who would injure me terribly if I ever tried to say high to them....Well I sure do Know how to pick 'em!

PS - For those who don't know who Raven is she was in Teen Titans.

 

[Urgh76]

Now that is jsut plain fucking creepy, dear god mate please get out your house and get a girlfriend.

I have one. ^^

Hehehe. Not THAT creepy, though I made it sound like creepy...

Basically, it's that virtual girl you have/had a crush on. My girlfriend knows quite well I love Fluttershy, even though I obviously give more attention and love to her (GF). >.>

You're too cute; you know that? <3

OT: Probably Tifa from FF VII

 

[DR3AMCATCH3R94]

probably have to be hinata hyuga. theres just something about shy girls that i find attractive. also, she is a hell of alot like my closest friend who've i've had an on and off crush on over the years. maybe thats why i chose hinata as my waifu

 

[intheweeds]

Wow. Lots of hate for this poor guy! Seriously none of you have ever had a stupid crush on a cartoon character? No one is taking it seriously, the guy doesn't have a real crush on Fluttershy for crying out loud!

OT: Rainbow Dash. I'm gay woman and seriously for some reason i just know that she would be a hot dyke if she were a person.

 

[Lt. Vinciti]

The amount of weird that this is....

Also the akward amounts of loli in here make me worry Chris Hansen is watching my Escapist forum cruising....

In all honesty....

Urban Dictionary (OP was...sketchy)

A term coined by Otaku and Weeaboo alike for their 2D significant others; predominantly anime and video game characters. A Waifu, in contrast to a harem, is the love between one man and his one and only Waifu. You treat your Waifu with the utmost respect and courtesy and most refuse to even fap to their beloved, seeing the act as an insult to the non-existent woman they have committed themselves to.

Why is this....odd term used for only like Anime/Video Games and not like...a real spouse.. You could deconstruct this and kinda (sorta in a looooong stretch) turn it into some sorta code for how you would treat your future spousal

 

[Feylynn]

I have no clue how this is considered creepy.
Reality is a falsified concept of sensory information to validate the human condition.
Memory is the single and only important factor in dictating reality, as many of us play games I think we can all agree we remember those times fondly.

The physical world certainly has more physical merits but we are talking about a hypothetical favorite from a memory we enjoyed. Not the physical world.

As soon as imagination steps into the ring, reality dies a horrible uncontested fight.

Much as I agree with you (your point, not your argument), I don't think bringing epistemology into this argument will make anyone pay any attention... well, weirdos such as myself notwithstanding... clarification, 'make any of the vehement debaters present pay any attention'.

Still, do you honestly believe that (the highlighted bit)?

No I didn't really think it would sway anyone, just voicing my belief that reality seems to be a wildly misused concept.
For example "This is sad, you should get a real girlfriend" is a notion I see a lot, about everything, most commonly with fantasy.
But it assumes that fantasy and reality are exclusive, which they are not.
It assumes that fantasy is meaningless, if it were I assure you massive corporations would not spend billions of dollars on movie and video game productions.
Then going beyond that it is said most often with no knowledge of the target, thus it's not even a statement based in reality.

But I could ramble forever with no real point.
I do believe what I said, if you change someones memory you have literally changed the world in their eyes, made reality a fantasy.
Similarly a well written novel can easily bring out all of the senses people define as reality.

 

[Rogue 9]

Well, in the lighthearted spirit of this thread (see, doesn't need to be an angst fest!) once upon a time in my pre- to early teen years it was

Spoiler: Vela

Vela from Jet Force Gemini

Nowadays if I had to choose someone it'd probably be

Spoiler: Cammy

Cammy from Street Fighter. Oh yes.

 

[Marik2]

Ok guy. I am an anime fan, a gamer, a cosplayer and a total geek. I have a great social life and I tend I've never found animated girls attractive.
I do my part to not follow stereotypes. I take pride in my appearance, I keep in shape, I bathe, and I try my damnest to make my fellow geeks look good and make people realize that we are not all creeps.
THIS IS NOT HELPING!!!!
Crushing on fictional characters is weird and if you do it please do not draw attention to it. I am fine with cross-players and furries but people who ruin the image me and many others try to upkeep I will not forgive.
Stop it!
Crushing on cosplays of characters if completely normal because COSPLAYERS ARE REAL PEOPLE!
so I choose Scanty and Kneesocks
http://projectnailbat.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/tumblr_ld8tasxxy81qbrupjo1_500.jpg

Eh never liked those cosplays they just look weird.

I prefer the cosplays of panty and stocking and dude chill out.

 

[Hunter15]

for the people who want to marry the my little ponies...im sending Noob Saibot and Ermac (Aka Death and War Aka the Tank and the Charger) to your houses to beat u with lead pipes. and mine would beeeee hmmmmmmmm Zoey...from mew mew power....ugh that show hurts me but that chick is hot. and if u say im a Hippocrate im gonna make lava erupt from under your houes and strike u down with electro bolt

 

[SckizoBoy]

Much as I agree with you (your point, not your argument), I don't think bringing epistemology into this argument will make anyone pay any attention... well, weirdos such as myself notwithstanding... clarification, 'make any of the vehement debaters present pay any attention'.

Still, do you honestly believe that (the highlighted bit)?

No I didn't really think it would sway anyone, just voicing my belief that reality seems to be a wildly misused concept.
For example "This is sad, you should get a real girlfriend" is a notion I see a lot, about everything, most commonly with fantasy.
But it assumes that fantasy and reality are exclusive, which they are not.
It assumes that fantasy is meaningless, if it were I assure you massive corporations would not spend billions of dollars on movie and video game productions.
Then going beyond that it is said most often with no knowledge of the target, thus it's not even a statement based in reality.

But I could ramble forever with no real point.
I do believe what I said, if you change someones memory you have literally changed the world in their eyes, 1 made reality a fantasy.
2 Similarly a well written novel can easily bring out all of the senses people define as reality.

Depending on general viewpoint, 1 could be vice versa as well, because the memory (previous reality) has been altered (to new fantasy), and its acceptance as reality has come from fantasy. *shrug*

As for 2, the same is applicable for any well thought out medium. I find the argument that 'I wouldn't date a fictional character because they don't have a developed personality' to be somewhat idiotic (to put it mildly). Personality is the sum of reactions (conscious and unconscious) to experiences and stimuli (largely visual and audio) accumulated over ones lifetime. True, fictional characters are by their definition artificial constructs, but the level of detail to which some are built (incorporating personality flaws, personal tragedy, etc. etc. regardless of scale) makes them more relatable than a lot of 'real people' (archetypal douches, wags etc. etc.). Granted, most fictional characters are shallow and two dimensional, but then, how are real humans any better than that? Selfishness is what drives a human when thought is involved.

Anyway, why else do some actors go to such extraordinary lengths to embody the character that they portray? Case in point: Heath Ledger as the Joker.

 

[Hunter15]

really thoose 2 angelic idiots. id perfer to got GTA4 on them and run them over with a tank

 

[Hunter15]

wait does am amime furry count as non human?

 

[Hunter15]

hmm wel as being several deities (Left 4 dead hunter, scorpion, AND the horsemen of chaos) im gonna get my blade of olympus i won off a kratos in a game of roulette and help u pick which one u want

 

[Hunter15]

im getting a strange feeling in my stomach from this post, its either stupidity or rage

 

[Hunter15]

Huge crush on Jade.

Funny how I've never played any Mortal Kombat game whatsoever.

if u did then u see that all the girls have jugs the size of watermelons and u want them all