Your Waifu.

[Redingold]

I'd would definitely date Twilight Sparkle if she were real.

I cut you so bad, you gonna wish I didn't cut you so bad.

Dang it, I want the socially awkward librarian with magic powers and an 'assistant' (read: pet) dragon.

She's mine! You can't have her! I called her first!

 

[Chairman Miaow]

A waifu?

Is that like a wig-wam off of a woofing engine?

Edit: Now I'm aware of what a waifu is, I can honestly say that no. I do not have a waifu.

I have sex with my fiancee, a real woman.

......
And here is the difference between critiquing and trolling. If you don't have a waifu, then DON'T POST. Its a simple concept. Its like all the morons who go specifically to an MLP thread, just to diss MLP. If you don't care about MLP then don't bother posting! There's no need to prove your 'manliness' by humiliating yourself and dissing a show that you don't like!


........Sorry, got a bit ranty there. That probably doesn't apply to you in its entirety. The point is, if you don't have a waifu, then fine. We don't need you to assert your 'holier then thou' bs.

Secondly, as defined above 'Waifu' does NOT mean 'I want to sleep with him/her'. It means 'I am fond of this virtual character'. The former may ALSO be true, but isn't nessicary to achieve Waifu-ness.

Those of Waifu status for me:

Lloyd Irving
Vanille
Pinkie Pie
Twilight Sparkle
Aang
Sokka
Commander Shepeard
Liara
Tali
Garrus
Hinata Hyuga

Conca
Alena
Serina
Xanith
Shiva
Liki!




Notice that I, am a straight male. Further, I do not wish to sleep with ANY of these people, because I'm of the simple opinion that I'd rather meet and get to know someone before going that far.
Further, the last six, below the 'break', are origional characters by myself, and friends of mine, used in our RPs.

That was was a very nice list of Waifus there.

Except when it entered male territory. To which extent, it became kind of weird. But then got better as I saw you love Tali too.

So it's wierd for somebody to be gay/bi but not wierd for somebody to like ponies? I'm not saying either is wierd, but if the both were? Ponies take the 1st place prize.

 

[joemegson94]

Jesus Christ...

(that's not my waifu, it's what I think of the thread).

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

*looks at avatar*

Hey man, I'm guilty of such too. Wouldn't be a fangirl if I wasn't totally crazy for him, huh?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

A waifu?

Is that like a wig-wam off of a woofing engine?

Edit: Now I'm aware of what a waifu is, I can honestly say that no. I do not have a waifu.

I have sex with my fiancee, a real woman.

......
And here is the difference between critiquing and trolling. If you don't have a waifu, then DON'T POST. Its a simple concept. Its like all the morons who go specifically to an MLP thread, just to diss MLP. If you don't care about MLP then don't bother posting! There's no need to prove your 'manliness' by humiliating yourself and dissing a show that you don't like!


........Sorry, got a bit ranty there. That probably doesn't apply to you in its entirety. The point is, if you don't have a waifu, then fine. We don't need you to assert your 'holier then thou' bs.

Secondly, as defined above 'Waifu' does NOT mean 'I want to sleep with him/her'. It means 'I am fond of this virtual character'. The former may ALSO be true, but isn't nessicary to achieve Waifu-ness.

Those of Waifu status for me:

Lloyd Irving
Vanille
Pinkie Pie
Twilight Sparkle
Aang
Sokka
Commander Shepeard
Liara
Tali
Garrus
Hinata Hyuga

Conca
Alena
Serina
Xanith
Shiva
Liki!




Notice that I, am a straight male. Further, I do not wish to sleep with ANY of these people, because I'm of the simple opinion that I'd rather meet and get to know someone before going that far.
Further, the last six, below the 'break', are origional characters by myself, and friends of mine, used in our RPs.




EDIT: *sheepishly steps backwards* Re-read the definition. Nevermind. I'm wrong on the second point. My first one is just as valid though.

You'd be right about me trolling. If I said waifus were creepy, which i did not. I stated that I didn't have one, and that I have a real girlfriend (therefore byapassing the need to want an imaginary one). I wasn't trolling.

 

[Terminal Blue]

She's a pony.

A pony is a young horse.

Not quite, a young horse is a foal. A foal can be a horse foal or a pony foal, depending on breed.

A pony is a horse which is physically small during adulthood, having been selectively bred for smaller size.

They appear on children programs because they are used to teach children how to ride, not because they are the horsey equivalent of children. The ponies in FiM are clearly presented as young adults.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Orihime Inoue from Bleach. Why? Red hair, cute and innocent but intelligent and creative, also extremely courageous and caring.

 

[Hiikuro]

Sawako Kuronuma (Kimi ni todoke): For her shyness, amazing capacity for love, and just because she is a purely good person.

Ayumu Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh): I love the stuff that goes on in her head so much.

Shino Amakusa (Seitokai Yakuindomo): I love sexual humor, and sexual things in general. We'd work extremely well with each other.

If you combined the three into one person, I'd be the most ecstatic bunch of atoms in the universe.

 

[KefkaCultist]

-snips-

Spoiler: I give you: HUMANIZED FLUTTERSHY!

There's three waifu I can think of off the top of my head:

Spoiler: Lina Inverse from Slayers

Spoiler: Kid from Chrono Cross

and

Spoiler: Haruko Haruhara from FLCL (multiple images)

EDIT: Also, the people taking this thread WAY too seriously need to take a chillaxative. This thread isn't about some unhealthy obsession (for most of us anyway), it's merely about a fictional character that, if were a real person, you would be attracted to in some way.

 

[Easton Dark]

I'd would definitely date Twilight Sparkle if she were real.

*snip*

I cut you so bad, you gonna wish I didn't cut you so bad.

Dang it, I want the socially awkward librarian with magic powers and an 'assistant' (read: pet) dragon.

She's mine! You can't have her! I called her first!

How dare you amount her choice in a male partner to a mere game! She deserves better!

 

[Redingold]

I'd would definitely date Twilight Sparkle if she were real.

*snip*

I cut you so bad, you gonna wish I didn't cut you so bad.

Dang it, I want the socially awkward librarian with magic powers and an 'assistant' (read: pet) dragon.

She's mine! You can't have her! I called her first!

How dare you amount her choice in a male partner to a mere game! She deserves better!

I'm sorry.

Hugs all round?

 

[trollnystan]

I'm a straight woman =) So mai hasubando would be either

Spoiler: Garrus Vakarian

OR

Spoiler: Alistair

Both Bioware characters, go figure >.> Could probably come up with a few more digital crushes of mine.

Hmm, like...

Spoiler: ...this guy.

But no, I'm not humping body pillows with these guys on it, nor am I comparing real men to them. It's like how I have a bit of a crush on Han Solo and Indiana Jones but Harrison Ford can go jump in a lake =P

 

[Easton Dark]

snip

Definitely go with Garrus. Space Batman you know.

I'm sorry.

Hugs all round?

Of course.

*Hugs but gets devious look on face*

 

[Moromillas]

Hmm, "waifu" ehy...

Maybe, Morrigan from DA:O. She's such a darling.

Spoiler: Morrigan

 

[Redingold]

snip

Definitely go with Garrus. Space Batman you know.

I'm sorry.

Hugs all round?

Of course.

*Hugs but gets devious look on face*

*stabs Easton Dark in the back*

NOW THERE IS NO-ONE TO STOP ME FROM CLAIMING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!

 

[Llil]

I choose Remilia Scarlet.

Spoiler

What? She's older than she looks, okay!

Spoiler: Alistair

I like this Alistair better:

Spoiler

He doesn't have the stupid Tintin hair.

 

[Rainforce]

90% of people who commented in this thread have pony's in their avatars.

Just saying. I'm not entirely sure how you expected this to go over on an international forum like this.

wait, there's a pony nation now???

on topic: no way in hell I could ever go there (the waifu-thing). I would also say "no way, because I'm no loser" but each of us has probably a ton of reasons to be called this ayways, with or without waifu tick. XD

 

[Easton Dark]

*stabs Easton Dark in the back*

NOW THERE IS NO-ONE TO STOP ME FROM CLAIMING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!

*Falls with a faint smile*

Eheheh *coughs up blood* Ahaha. If I can't have her...

*camera zoom to Redingold's back, revealing a note declaring him CEO of a glue company, which Twilight sees*

...No one can.

 

[Redingold]

*stabs Easton Dark in the back*

NOW THERE IS NO-ONE TO STOP ME FROM CLAIMING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!

*Falls with a faint smile*

Eheheh *coughs up blood* Ahaha. If I can't have her...

*camera zoom to Redingold's back, revealing a note declaring him CEO of a glue company, which Twilight sees*

...No one can.

OH! I am defeated! You have thwarted my one attempt at happiness, and I yours! If only we'd remembered what Pinkie Pie said.

 

[Easton Dark]

OH! I am defeated! You have thwarted my one attempt at happiness, and I yours! If only we'd remembered what Pinkie Pie said.

snip

Sharing would be a little awkward for this particular situation.