...*Looks left*
...Tell me, how am I supposed to transport a whole damn wall to smash zombies to death with?
I'll look right. *Does so* Hmm. Not too bad, a small table, two plastic bags, newspapers, an FF XIII walk-through and two GH guitars. Not bad, all quite weighty and all have some sort of us. Guitars for medium range, book and table for short. Bags can come in handy for blinding a few zombies, I guess, or carrying supplies. ...Or, I could use them as a bludgeoning device if I filled them with stuff. But, bags are weak and they'd break easily so it'd be a one use weapon. Hmm. Just use them for transporting stuff, I guess. As for the papers, well...
I need toilet paper...