Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

[Cain_Zeros]

Well, the cat isn't quite to my left, so I guess that'd be the fan... Not sure if that's better. At least the cat would've been a distraction.

 

[Snowalker]

A can of compressed air, CD's, and a cordless phone...

Now I have an idea to make a CD shooting air-power gun...

 

[Ki11erHyde]

A tower fan. Guess I can use it as a club.

 

[Super Toast]

A backpack, two pillows and the third season of Dexter.

Fuck.

 

[supersixfour]

sunglasses, a metal moving lamp, playstion controller, 5 ps3 games, computer cords. i will use the the lamp as a blugeoning object and sharpen the game disks to use as throwing stars

 

[meowchef]

I have a cup of ice and a list of the channels on my cable package... uh oh.

 

[Chris Sandford]

A wall...FML.

 

[Harrowdown]

A TV, a power pack and a book of Allen Ginsberg poetry. Huh.

On the plus side, i'm using a laptop. I can just move it to the right of something useful.

 

[supersixfour]

A tablet. To distract the zombies by drawing pretty colours.
A processor. Could be good for the walloping of undead heads.
A USB stick. Could be good for... yeah, I think you should be getting the picture. This rule's left me pretty defenceless.

I originally though it meant your avatar was your weapon. That would've been awesome.
Go get 'em, Stephen Stills!

that would be funny my gopher has a bazooka im feelin pretty good about myself right about now...

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

Headphones, spectacles and my handy dandy..... flashlight. well, zombies are stupid right? so i can just shine the light in their eye and run.

 

[greenslade]

A collectors edition of Baldur's Gate 2 and a model D-Type Jaguar. Oh dear.

 

[thenuminator]

i have a double bass to my left beat that!

 

[Mad World]

I have a BlackBerry Storm. I could throw it at zombies, and hope that the rather-glitchy Bluetooth capabilities would drive them crazy (it worked on me).

... I think that my chances are good.

 

[Bloo 117]

A mini camera tripod and a small screwdriver.

 

[Death God]

Dude, I've got a lamp, a knife, two DS's, a Wii remote, a wallet, my glasses, a cell phone, and a plant. Hmm... I'd do o.k. in a way I guess. I mean I've got a knife and... a Wii remote. Ok, yeah, I'm screwed.

 

[Jack Nettle]

YES! I've got my crowbar to my left, my choice if I had the option! Kick ass!
Remember kids, always keep your zombie (and headcrab) tools close by.

 

[Doc Funky]

I have an oil heater and a dehumidifier, which are both decently heavy...and a football. Maybe we can get a game going instead of fighting?

 

[Kraiiit]

Hmph. A penknife and a roll of duct tape.

 

[The Mick]

Oh no I have to use my guitar.

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

Wow, enourmous number of replies to this. Anyway, interesting mix, I have a pencil, a pair of scissors and an electric razor. fear me zombies!