Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

[NoNameMcgee]

My phone :/

Well I could call for help!

 

[GaijinAndrew]

I've got a fluffy pink bunny a couple of pencils and a screwdriver... I'll distract the zombies with the bunny and stick the pencils and screwdriver in their heads.

 

[freakyalex]

A pair of Rudolph-themed earmuffs. Well, I'm dead.

 

[Scarynerd]

I have a Tech Deck ( one of those miniature skateboards... not mine), a big BIG book and a lot of smaller ones, a few CD and a bunch of pens.

Erm... I can give them signed copies of books to keep them distracted... or show of my nonexistant skills with a tech deck and wait for them to die laughing... aw fuck they're dead already... i'm screwed... goodbye cruel world

 

[tombman888]

well, i have
A fineliner pen
A copy of Bleach: Memories of nobody
A pillow
A bunch of leaflets from Animania
And a piece of paper filled with drawings that all have relevance to cake.

I'm screwed.

 

[Adorann]

Pens/Pencil and a tissue box. I'm screwed

 

[seongjun]

currently in the Korean army, xD

so lets see, i have here a K-2 assualt rifle (no ammo stocked elsewhere), but i do have a trench knife so i suppose i have a heavy spear at my disposal.

uhmmm my helmet could make for a bludgeoning weapon.

books....nah

a TV (not mine, but aint going to work)

uhhhh yeah... not a whole lotta stuff to my left, cept an ammo less gun. (that jams like a WW2 gun)

rofl

 

[Stu1701]

To my left is my book self, along with my Klingon Bat'leth which is leaning on my book self. I also have my sound system, alarm clock, my Tiberius cologne, my books, and a little plush bacon toy named Bob. I think I'm good.

 

[Lydius_Winters]

A spoon, a desk lamp, a pair of pliers and a fly swatter.

Fudge!

 

[Salviar]

Quite a few things next to me.
I have:
-shoes
-knitting needles
-pens, pencil case, pencils
-book
-tissues
-a DS.

Hell yes! Come and get it, zombies! I kill you with my knitting needles!

 

[Ultress]

I have a bookshelf full of my dad's business books and my mom's twilight books, I guess I could go find a megaphone and read the Twilight books till they all die.

 

[Mr Companion]

I have a wicker basket full of socks and underpants. I could.... Die horribly?

 

[evilomega13]

A door...crap.
A portable hardrive...crap.
Headphones...crap.
Fan...crap.
Dice...you guessed it, crap...
Chinese Longsword...not so crap!

 

[VaderMan92]

on my desk i kid you not is a trench spike im set

 

[infamoose]

aah shit why did i leave the shotgun on the right of my monitor, oh well guess i can just use my kettle lead

 

[infamoose]

never underestimate a sharpened pencil

 

[evilomega13]

has anyone else noticed that all the really good weapons are kept on the RIGHT of poeple instead of left lol

Possibly because everyone here is right handed?

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

a couch, some books, some usb thingys, a few CDs and a small table that they are stacked on