Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)
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I have a metal spoon, a ceramic bowl and my radio. So my plan is, sharpen the spoon into a point, use the bowl as protective headwear, and rip off the long-ass antenna from the radio and use it as a slashing weapon.
Ohshi- My whole closet is to the left of my computer as well. Let's look.
Some old Jurassic Park comics, slippers (could wear those I suppose), shirts, pants, hats and a giant plastic tube full of Pogs. I'll stick to the spoon...
Ohshi- My whole closet is to the left of my computer as well. Let's look.
Some old Jurassic Park comics, slippers (could wear those I suppose), shirts, pants, hats and a giant plastic tube full of Pogs. I'll stick to the spoon...
A yellow spiky ball (which isn't soft), A thich comic book, A pair of Real3D glasses, and some discs, as well as an ipod cable.
Well, I could go all frank west with the discs and just chuck them at the zobiez necks at....ahem....Breakneck speeds.
Well, I could go all frank west with the discs and just chuck them at the zobiez necks at....ahem....Breakneck speeds.
Oh, fiddlesticks.
To my left I have a wooden training sword, a pair of nunchucks (I don't know how to use properly, rendering them useless) and my hat.
Well, if nothing else, the training sword would make a pretty good bludgeoning weapon.
I guess I could look damn good, too.
The real kicker though; I have a real claymore but it's behind my computer monitor and currently part-way through the process of being sharpened, meaning it isn't that useful right now.
To my left I have a wooden training sword, a pair of nunchucks (I don't know how to use properly, rendering them useless) and my hat.
Well, if nothing else, the training sword would make a pretty good bludgeoning weapon.
I guess I could look damn good, too.
The real kicker though; I have a real claymore but it's behind my computer monitor and currently part-way through the process of being sharpened, meaning it isn't that useful right now.
The award-winning quilt my grandmother made for me (seriously awesome quilt: appraised at $1200, not that I'd ever sell it) and my bookshelves. Got some pretty heavy books, I guess. The quilt is brightly-colored and would probably not be good camouflage, but maybe the crazy patterns and the dragons would confuse the zombies long enough for me to escape.
I have a clock, a wooden figurine, a radio-controlled mini-helicopter, my cellphone, my PDA and my watch.
I could use the wooden figurine and parts of my clock to make a knife, and if I used my PDA to make some kind of awesome and deadly laser out of my cellphone and I attached it to my mini-helicopter that would make an awesome anti zombieweapon.
However I still prefer the shotgun standing on my right.
I could use the wooden figurine and parts of my clock to make a knife, and if I used my PDA to make some kind of awesome and deadly laser out of my cellphone and I attached it to my mini-helicopter that would make an awesome anti zombieweapon.
However I still prefer the shotgun standing on my right.
I have a hair dryer and 500 rounds of .22 air rifle ammo. I'm sure I can Macgyver something together xD
hmm, by applying a forceful gust of air to the air rifle rounds i can fire them at a high velocity capable of penetrating zombie skulls.
hmm, by applying a forceful gust of air to the air rifle rounds i can fire them at a high velocity capable of penetrating zombie skulls.
A paper spike, a magnetic flat head screwdriver, a subwoofer, a lamp, an IDE hard drive and a lot of books. So I've got two short range melee weapons and a whole lot of useless junk. Lots of stuff that I can scavenge for magnets though. Maybe I can make an improvised railgun?
Hmm, there's my wife, a chair, a cat, a trashcan, and a tall fan with a fedora hat on top whom I lovingly refer to as "Stalin." I honestly have emotional attachments with most of those things and don't really want to use them as weapons, but I guess the chair and the trash can are the most practical so they can at least be used as bludgeoning weapons but there's the fact that I have the skeletal health of a septuagenarian and trying to lift that big arm-chair would probably snap me in half and I don't have the fore-arm strength to pound the trash-can hard enough on the zombie in enough time to face another one.
I suppose Stalin can also be used as a bludgeoning weapon or a cutting weapon if I tear off the shield, but that would make me sad. The cat has claws so if cartoon logic serves me well, I suppose I can have the cat rip the zombie to shreds. Or if Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend rules are in effect, than when I drop the cat it'll turn into a Tazmanian Devil Cat or something like that. My wife is pretty tough but within normal human limits, so yeah, can't really use her as a "weapon."
I suppose Stalin can also be used as a bludgeoning weapon or a cutting weapon if I tear off the shield, but that would make me sad. The cat has claws so if cartoon logic serves me well, I suppose I can have the cat rip the zombie to shreds. Or if Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend rules are in effect, than when I drop the cat it'll turn into a Tazmanian Devil Cat or something like that. My wife is pretty tough but within normal human limits, so yeah, can't really use her as a "weapon."
