Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

[TehCookie]

I have a fan, chair, printer, and a sword. I think I would grab the sword.

 

[Mike Andrews]

I would have a bow, 6 grenades and 3000 arrows.

I would pick the bow, the grenades and the arrows and fuck everything up or die trying!

I think you are misunderstanding the question. I highly doubt you have 6 grenades right next to you. Pics or I call bs.

 

[Muffinthraka]

Some headphones, a couple of pillows, four blankets and "Super Compact Slow Cooker" and a bag of doughnuts. Oh, wait; and a blue plastic kids golf club.

I pick the golf club, I've had it for like 20 years, it is useful for grabbing stuff that is out of reach.

 

[F-I-D-O]

Frostmourne
the lancer from gears
a facehugger
assortment of pens
a pistol (ammo is on my other side though)
A batarang
And a wheeled chair
I might last a while.

 

[Sean Steele]

A bag from Men's Warehouse, yeah I'm classy doomed but classy.

 

[therookie95]

uhh a lock stapler and some CDs, but if this is the dead rising universe im using the coach as my weapon

 

[Giantcain]

A wall and thats all

 

[The Giggling Pin]

My weapons are numerous but highly useless.

1 phone
1 wallet
2 remotes
1 dvd player
a bin bag full of dvds
a portable flatscreen tv
a minature zen water garden
2 suitcases
and 2 "Buffalo Bill's" straw hats from Disneyland paris

I feel my zombie apocalypse will be short lived but at least i will have a hat to keep the sun from my eyes.

 

[pcload1etter]

I literally have a claymore and a crossbow to my left.

Fuck. Yes.

I want to see pictures.

I have a spoon and an empty yogurt container.

 

[Buizel91]

A Rubix cube... and a cup of Pepsi...

Yeh I'm dead.

 

[Virus49]

Tennis racket... oh dear

 

[Rensenhito]

I have two long (like 2 meters) metal bars that used to be part of my bed. So I think I'd do all right.

 

[NLS]

360 controller, I could use the wire to strangle someone with a better weapon?

 

[Necromancist]

A wall-mounted shelf, currently not attached to a wall, leaned against a bookshelf until I can be arsed to put it somewhere else.

I dunno exactly how long it is, I guess about 1.5m... and it's pretty heavy. Could probably bash some skulls with that.

Or I could just pick up the aforementioned bookshelf.

YEAH BABY

 

[Thedutchjelle]

My new schoolbooks about Biomedical Sciences. If I cannot use the information within to kill the zombies, I'll smack them with the most heavy one (Life, The Science of Biology, has 1200 pages! )

 

[SFR]

OH, FUCK YES! I have a katana! Good thing you didn't say look to your right, or I'd be bashing zombies in the head with my piano keyboard.

 

[Michael Logan]

I have a...window

 

[Krafty_Krocodile]

i hope zombies are allergic to beer, or im fucked lol

 

[Gingernerd]

Guitars and amps. If i was a crazy magic videogame character, that would be perfectly awesome. but i guess i'd just draw attention to myself.

wait... oh awesome! the biggest amp has wheels. On a steep hill i could ride it and plough some zombies.