I have a cupboard full of knives to my left, I also have a shed in my garden to my left which is full of hammers and saws.
Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)
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My mom just passed by as I read this. Either way, those zombies stand no chance against a 4 year old and a mom combined.Evil sausage said:
My boss' glasses, a roll of scotch tape, and a corded phone.. there's a safe here but it's kinda heavy.. (yay for work post)
I have 10 beer bottles, 1 beer glass, a science text, a framed picture of Qbert that my mom stitched for me, and a Bender action figure. Meh. I'll take what I can get.
A... A desk fan... Also, a 19" TV, a 360, 2 controllers, a freeview box, a guitar tuner, a scart adapter, and I guess a chect of drawers, with all my underwear and socks in it. But no actual weapons. Go me.
Some pens, a hardback comic book, 6 bottles of beer, a tv, my ps3, a setee and a bunch of games.
It won't keep me alive but it WILL keep me entertained!
It won't keep me alive but it WILL keep me entertained!
Ive got a pen, alan key, 6 game cases, 2 cds, a dsi and an envelope.
Perhaps i can distract them with these items and run to my left to find something more effective.
Perhaps i can distract them with these items and run to my left to find something more effective.
To my left...
-A home phone
-Some old tin cans
-Duck tape
-light (or lamp)
-Springs
-A (soft core) porn mag :3
-A few tools (screw drivers, pocket knife)
-And an old refrigerator
I combine the springs with the old refrigerator and tools, this makes an assault rifle.
I then combine the home phone and tin cans with tools, this made some ammo shells.
(This may take some time)
Using the duck tape with the light on my new makeshift rifle.
Also to my left is my laundry room, so I go in there and find washing powder and some hidden vodka, I mix them together and make napalm.
And the porn? well you know, after I finish all the zombies
-A home phone
-Some old tin cans
-Duck tape
-light (or lamp)
-Springs
-A (soft core) porn mag :3
-A few tools (screw drivers, pocket knife)
-And an old refrigerator
I combine the springs with the old refrigerator and tools, this makes an assault rifle.
I then combine the home phone and tin cans with tools, this made some ammo shells.
(This may take some time)
Using the duck tape with the light on my new makeshift rifle.
Also to my left is my laundry room, so I go in there and find washing powder and some hidden vodka, I mix them together and make napalm.
And the porn? well you know, after I finish all the zombies
I would have a bow, 6 grenades and 3000 arrows.
I would pick the bow, the grenades and the arrows and fuck everything up or die trying!
I would pick the bow, the grenades and the arrows and fuck everything up or die trying!
a glass of milk and a disturbing amount of books. Well I'll at least catch up on my reading before I die.
At work so I have a cabinet full of different papers and other office stuff, along with headphones and lots of cables. Also there is an ATM so I could break into it and get me some money.
