Your Weirdest Dream Ever

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Gruthar

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Damn, well I used to keep a dream log. Usually what would happen is I would have 3-4 distinct dreams each night. Of the ones I remember:

*I dreamt the Indian military invaded the US. For some reason I was lying prone on the roof of a black car. It had just been unloaded off of a ship at some sort of dock. Then four guys in uniform stepped out, toting assault rifles. Then my dream switched to an overhead narrated perspective, where the narrator explained how the Indian military invaded the US by hiding inside imported cars. Sadly, my dream ended before I got to see what happened next.

*When I was younger, I dreamt I was being chased by a velociraptor. Well I was running in terror from the thing, fleeing inside my house and hiding behind the couch in my living room. As it was coming after me, my mom stepped in the room (out of my sight) and began yelling at it, telling it off and saying that if it wanted to eat someone it should adopt a baby and eat it "like fried chicken." I guess I was born with a twisted mind.

The first few dreams I can recall ever having were a series of nightmares where trap doors would spontaneously open beneath or near me. I'd be on the floor or walking around doing routine everyday things, and suddenly a door would pop up beneath me and I'd fall in, waking up a few seconds later. Sometimes I would be able to hang on to something in the dream world, sometimes the trap doors would miss. For a while I was afraid to dream. Lately, I can only remember these recurring quasi-nightmares about losing my teeth, but otherwise look forward to the randomness my subconscious puts forth.
 

PurpleLeafRave

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I had a dream I was in hogwarts, at those dining tables they have.
Then, Mr bean came and drowned me in a puddle.

I also had a dream where I saw a talking tree in the middle of a forest, and it was going "s**t, S**T, S**T!
I asked it what was the matter and it fell on me. sadface :(
 

Guitar Gamer

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I've had some pretty obscure ones, a particular that comes to mind was...................er...............cake, every had some cake and they all said hi in the most pleasant manner. Now I'm not the most Glutinos fellow but it is VERY satisfying feeling to see everyone having and offering you cake
I can supply more on demand
 

Inverse Skies

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That award would probably go to the following dream:

Basically the whole word was being taken over by tinfoil. Tiny little bits of it would float down from the sky, land on things and start expanding, wrapping whatever they landed on completely in tinfoil. Whole buildings were being covered in this way, and everyone was running for their lives and hoping the tinfoil didn't land on them and cover them up. Funniest dream ever!
 

Roos1993

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I was in some really freaky gang where you had to say lulu after every sentence, then a fat lady bursts through a wall like the cool-aid man and chased me lol
 

GrinningManiac

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I was chased through an abandoned New York by a giant chicken with a hippo for a head.

Not a chicken with a hippo's head, I must add. It was a full hippo just hanging off the chicken's neck, like a perverse puppet

It was weird
 

OtherAlex

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The dream I just woke up from, was a glorious cross between Jurassic Park, Lord of the Flies, and Inglorious Basterds.
 

CargoHold

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I just remembered one.
In my dream, I was at a fair/show/carnival with a friend for ages, just wandering around. Despite the District 9 aliens and all sorts of other things that were there, it was really boring and the dream went on for ages. My brain actually got bored, suddenly completely scrapped the fair idea and turned my dream into an American sitcom starring wolves.
*Dad wolf opens the front door late one night to see daughter wolf and her date making out- Dad wolf closes door and lies down under a table in the living room, puts paws over eyes* [Canned laughter]

Then I woke up. Subconscious, I demand an explanation.
 

Adanos

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I was on a skateboard with no wheels and I could jump a few miles high. Did I mentioned it was all happening on water?
 

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I dreamt I was late for school so I jumped out my bedroom window and flew around the city saving sea turtles from fires in various buildings. This was a time in my life when I wasn't goign to school and lived in a different city than the one dreamed of. I think I was wearing a early 90's grunge rocker style outfit in it too.
 

Beartrucci

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Last night I had a dream where YouTube added a thing called a comment searcher, so you could search for specific comments or words. After sitting there for like five minutes saying "well people are only gonna search for words like ****** and other offensive and funny things", I started searching for these things myself, having quite a good laugh. I remember sending it to my friend on MSN.

I thought that the dream was real until about three hours ago (I had been awake all day) where I asked him on MSN if he checked out the comment searcher and he replied with a "what the fuck is a comment searcher?" Then I realised "OH IT WAS A DREAM!!"

That same dream involved the principal of my school forcing me to go into town during school to find one of my friends and give him a can of Coca-Cola that the principal had put poison in so the kid would be killed.

Very weird stuff.
 

SpyderNynja

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I had a dream I was in a cartoon world, playing in a sandbox as a small child when I turned around and saw mutant carrots with horrific grins and wobbly thin black legs dance down a yellow brick road toward me and attacked.

Most horrifying dream I have ever had.
 

Kuchinawa212

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I had a dream where I was Kharn the Betrayer once. I don't know if it qualifies as a nightmare or not. Anyway I did a lot of evil deeds, like slice people's heads off and offer blood to the blood god
 

AdamG3691

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i had a dream where i was in my town centre, naked, eating chicken tikka masala, whilst watching garden gnomes dance and sing.

that isn't even the wierdest...

i wonder why in dreams, you are in a familliar place, i did once have a dream where i was in a dayglo pink and yellow vortex, with eyes floating about, and wine gums falling from the sky being rode by monkey-things, but then again, i had been reading H.P lovecraft...
 

Misterian

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I think the wierdest might be 1 of the 2.

1. I dreamt that I was in a movie theater flying into the large screen, only to end up in another movie theater and flying into the screen over and over again, it stopped when suddenly Kirby was flying straight at me. I then woke up.

2. you know that 1 part in Star War: The Empire Strikes Back where Han Solo was forced into a pit to face carbon freezing? well I dreamt I was standing close to that exact pit with 2 Storm Troopers standing next to me, and with Darth Vader and Boba Fett standing on the other side of outside the pit. I could tell they were saying something, but I couldn't hear anything.

anyway, the Storm Troopers then tossed me into pit where I started freezing, it felt cooler than going outside in the winter without a coat. the dream stopped here.
 

Danpascooch

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Just last night, I had this incredibly elaborate and seemingly well thought out dream of an alien invasion disaster movie, it has some holes in the plot due to the crazy logic we all use in dreams, but if I patch those up, its actually a really awesome plotline, I gotta write it down.

And yes, I'm serious, it was GOOD.
 

A random person

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I've had a dream around Christmas that I was the Lunchables kid and I had to collect Christmas decorations (an inflatable Christmas tree is what I remember) to defeat the mad scientist from the 3 Musketeers commercials.
 

Lt. Vinciti

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hadnt played WoW in 2+ weeks and had a dream about Zombie Amani Trolls running a circus and I was headed back in to save some people
 

AndyFromMonday

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I dreamt that a bear was chasing me through a forest. Not any bear, a bear with no skin and huge fucking claws and theeth. I reached a wodden house, entered it and barricaded the door. Went upstairs and stood there in a corner, shaking. A few seconds doing this when the bear just breaks through the window and heads towards me. The moment he's about to administer the claw treatment I wake up screaming.

You know the fucked up thing about this? I was 7 when I dreamt it. Haven't had any nightmares after this one, tho.