Your Worst Video Game Ever

[Lunar Templar]

[rage]

this piece of shit

first, it MADE me create a character, then, made said character take a back seat in the story mode, and worse, my character had ZERO effect, or say in anything, while she (i made a girl) just fallowed the main character, who by rights, i would have killed for being an unlikable, whiny waste of digital space, not that the 'old guy, who's actually a super bad ass' was any better.

the whole game was just one big cliche, helpless princess? check. hero instantly falls in love with her? check. older character that's also a 'super bad-ass'? check. villains that where evil for the sake of being evil? check (and really only ever done right by The Joker and Kefka)

the last nail in its coffin for me, was the 'White Knight' which is an ancient artifact of untold power the bad guys are after (check), yeah .... you don't get one, well, you don in WKC2, but that shit dose not fly with me, ever, if you FORCE me to make a character for the 'online mode' and then have that character involved with the main plot, YOU DO NOT, skip them when handing out the 'ancient artifacts of one sided ass kickings' until the squeal!!!

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[BishopofAges]

To be honest, I do not even remember the Title, but it was some Pro Golf title on the SNES. The only thing that made it even fun enough to play was my friends background 'golf commentary' such as 'Looks like that one hit the tree, Jim.'

In all of my experience that is truely the worst.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

Unplayable game is unplayable.

This is probably the worst game I have ever played. It's just a piece of shit.

Second being Far Cry 2.

 

[Dr Namgge]

This game is hilariously broken. So much wrong with it, so many errors, mistakes, glitches, and idiotic things, not to mention gameplay that, even if fixed, would've been frustrating, stupid, and largely pointless, for a confusing story that ultimately doesn't even matter. For the uniformed, Sonic '06's story wraps up with Sonic going back in time, and putting out "the flames of disaster" before they're released. In other words, every single event done in this game, is undone by the ending, giving the whole thing a "none of it ever happened" memory. And yet, I've played worse.

I was once given a PS1 budget title (i.e., made for nothing, sold for almost nothing in supermarkets and bought only by elderly relatives who have heard of videogames, but cannot tell what makes a good one) by an elderly relative who had heard of videogames, but couldn't tell what makes a good one. It was called Windsurfers Paradise, and as far as I could tell, it was a Tony Hawk's clone, only about windsurfing. I say that, but there was no real goal beyond high score, and I genuinely could not fathom how to play. The instructions were literally "X is jump, Square is grab", no real indication of when or where you were supposed to try and do any of this. I played it once for about an hour, trying to suss it, and got nowhere. Never touched it since.

 

[Apollo45]

Command and Conquer: Tiberian Sun.

Such a crushing, awful disappointment after the original C&C and C&C: Red Alert.

What in God's name are you smoking? Tiberian Sun was awesome. Everything after RA2 on the other hand...

In all seriousness though, I am curious as to what about Tiberian Sun you didn't like. Because I thoroughly enjoyed it, and consider it a better game than the original C&C, although I'll agree that Red Alert was better.

Personally, my 'worst game of all time' award goes to Bikini Samurai Squad. Because seriously, what could be better than hot samurai chicks in bikinis running around killing people? Or at least that's what I thought. Turns out it was ridiculously horrible for a number of reasons that I don't think I need to get in to. Suffice it to say, don't play the game. It's bad.

 

[Kvaedi]

Bioshock. (Picks up +5 shield of resist flame)

Everyone made it out to be a evolution of FPS...to me it was not worthy of a full price release

I would say this, but even BioShock pales in comparison to Metroid: Other M. Seriously, what the hell were the developers thinking?! It wasn't just bad, it was insulting.

Just reading about Metroid: Other M made me hate it. It just seems like everything was done in the most insulting and idiotic way for no reason but to annoy fans.

But, my worst game would have to be Gears of War. Hate it. Bought it after I read a review in a magazine that made it sound like the greatest thing to ever exist. I was thinking I would get a modern Quake with shoving grenades down enemy throats. Instead I got angsty giants who are afraid of moving quickly. I wouldn't hate it so much if it wasn't so popular though, it just annoys me because I don't get what people see in it.

 

[Fishyash]

This is the worst game I've ever played. Of all time. I learned my lesson, to read reviews about a game before diving into it.

Yeah, this about sums up mine.

I remember as a kid playing this crappy SNES game called James Bond Jr..

I wouldn't count James Bond Jr., because I was only a kid and didn't know better... So sonic 06 is going to be the biggest burn I experienced in regards to playing a game.

 

[DanteLives]

Crazy Frog Racer. Only played it once and it's stopped working on me.

 

[Deathmageddon]

My worst game would be Too Human, my most disappointing game would be Mass Effect 2.

 

[Greater Evil]

FF VIII was the worst game that I spent 40 hours on (possibly)

 

[Skin]

Jet Set Radio Future - one of only two games to physically make me sick.

The other being one of those WW2 MoH games, where to continue on to the next area, I had to crawl through this barely visible hole in the wall (after looking for it for 5 hours). I broke the disc after that.

 

[Greater Evil]

Jet Set Radio Future - one of only two games to physically make me sick.

Jet Set Radio Future is the best game there ever was and I will fight you

I remember playing it as a kid and my nostalgia is stronger than your muscles

 

[Skin]

Jet Set Radio Future - one of only two games to physically make me sick.

Jet Set Radio Future is the best game there ever was and I will fight you

I remember playing it as a kid and my nostalgia is stronger than your muscles

It made me sick. The terrible fucking music, the boring gameplay that consisted of going round town tagging walls before having a race with some dickstick and... thats it. I actually got migraines from playing it.

 

[Joseph McConnell]

*jokingly* Ya'll young whipper snappers don't know what's bad... ET for Atari 2600... That was like the Father of all bad video games. It was so bad Atari buried a bunch of em.

 

[rekabdarb]

Well as i've said in other threads before, i often research the shit outta the games i buy/ buy sequels.

So when i tried Dynasty Warriors strikeforce (i think) i returned that shit in like 2 weeks later. After 2 attempts. BECAUSE I WENT SUPER SAYIAN WHAT THE FUCK.

 

[Arnoxthe1]

And not a single mention of Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing?

 

[Zebag]

Kickmaster for the NES. Worst birthday present I ever received.

 

[Gylukios]

That awful Turok reboot for the 360. Game was really, really bad but I had enough fun with the comic absurdity of the knife kills, especially the dinosaur ones, that I can't consider the game a bad purchase.

 

[Astro]

Clive Barker's Jericho. Jesus christ.

 

[Lucian The Lugia]

*jokingly* Ya'll young whipper snappers don't know what's bad... ET for Atari 2600... That was like the Father of all bad video games. It was so bad Atari buried a bunch of em.

And I actually own a copy!

Besides ET, besides Sonic 06, I'd say my worst game is probably X-Men: Next Dimension; it was a crappy fighting game for the Gamecube and just left me frustrated. Whoever made that dross, leave Capcom to do the badass fighting game stuff with Marvel.