You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[lukey94]

SUCK MY BALLS!

hell yeah

 

[seamusotorain]

I don't believe in punctuation so this sentence can run on indefinitly blahdeblahdeblahdeblahde *infinite*

 

[Washboard]

I'm Murray the talking skull! mwhhaahaa, fear me!

 

[Svenparty]

"Watch out for the giant nazi schoolgirl up ahead"

Just to ruin the game.

 

[Osaris]

"Some say there is a magical hidden chest in this inn and it holds untold riches"

 

[Gerazzi]

because shit just got real

 

[Mushroom 118i]

"Aren't you glad you talked to me?"

 

[DireFrog]

"ERROR"

Or

"You know that door you can't open in the back of the inn? Behind it is the end of the game. But you have to go alllll the way to that castle on doom moutain to get the key too open it. Yeah. Good luck with that."

 

[henrebotha]

There is no spoon.

 

[Whiskyjakk]

You know what they call a Big Mac in France?

Royal with cheese?

If you typed that in response it would open 'God mode'. Or 'Samuel L Jackson mode' as it would be called in this game.

 

[E-mantheseeker]

I've got balls of steal!!!

(thank you for a fucking original thread)

No problem, I always appreciate originality, so I try my best.


"I am the final boss!"

*NPC looks in direction of a mountain in the distance which explodes, then looks at the player's character and pokes him/her in the chest, and half of the character's health is taken away. NPC then vanishes*

That would be the ultimate mind screw to any player.

 

[queensbomb]

"No."

 

[J-Man]

What do you want?

 

[Joshimodo]

"I am error."

Or, "My name is Enpeasee."

 

[TurretedCasius]

I hope I'm the first to say this but...

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hari-kari rock! I need scissors! 61!"

 

[Chechosaurus]

"I-I-I-I Can't equip that item, I can't equip that item, I can't equip that item"

 

[CoverYourHead]

Just before the climax part of a game where an NPC explains a million elements of an overly complex plot:

"Look I'm about to say a ton of s**t and explain like a million things that don't make any sense, so you might as well skip this part, or something."

If you get the reference, I love you.

 

[TurretedCasius]

Just before the climax part of a game where an NPC explains a million elements of an overly complex plot:

"Look I'm about to say a ton of s**t and explain like a million things that don't make any sense, so you might as well skip this part, or something."

If you get the reference, I love you.

Looks like you love me

 

[Jack and Calumon]

All your base are belong to us.

 

[Fenring]

I'm a bit part demon, a small time misfit.
I'd say you'd be dead by dawn but I don't really mean it.

One hug/high-five via the internet to anyone who gets that.

"Now it's time for me to sing, sing, siiiiiiiing! I'm (BLAM)"

Saw it opening night. Wonderfully obscure reference, that.

So, you want a hug or a high-five?

I was under the impression I would be receiving both.

In that case. (hug-five)