You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[queensbomb]

Just before the climax part of a game where an NPC explains a million elements of an overly complex plot:

"Look I'm about to say a ton of s**t and explain like a million things that don't make any sense, so you might as well skip this part, or something."

If you get the reference, I love you.

It was a nice warning, at least until he resumed it....

 

[Psypherus]

"Look out! It's a badger"

 

[Sparrow]

"What the fuck man I've been standing here forever"

 

[SargentToughie]

Hello Travelers, welcome to the mining town of Markerion

 

[jojoemon]

"You sicken me."

 

[tuldorselven]

hey how'd i get into a game???

 

[Sewer Rat]

"I'm the product of a lazy programmer!"

 

[Ubuntus]

Please... Kill me! I cant stand this line I was given!

 

[tuldorselven]

come talk to me for a quest, ha ha got you, no seriously come talk to me, man ur gullible, but do come talk to me, please i get lonely

 

[O277]

HAVE SOME PANCAKES!

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Arghtgahntrlnlebblemermefrer.

It would scare the living shit out of me if I was walking by and an NPC just yelled that at me.

 

[zenoaugustus]

Hi.

I started to actually lol when I read this. Not sure why.

But my one line would be, "If I could have any cereal for breakfast, it would have to be Cookie Crisp"

 

[Isalan]

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

 

[kiwisushi]

I think my memory is bad, did I tell you that already?

 

[j1-2themax]

"Dha ha ha" just before something incredibly stupid. Preferably dressed as a pirate.

 

[Q9R42]

"String in array "NPC_DIAGS[]" not found"

 

[habribo]

Have you got any Grey Poupon?

 

[Iron Mal]

'Hey! I know you! Aren't you the local sex offender?'

If you're only going to have one line then you should make it either hilarious, offensive or both.

 

[Zankabo]

I am sure this in in here somewhere, but I just don't think I need to go through 12 pages..

"Times are tough"

I mean, it is classic, and so typical for any game that has some NPCs.