You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[Zersy]

Yes you did waste your money on this game since your talking to a NPC that only says one line

 

[TimeLord]

"You can't beat the man!"

 

[CakeDragon]

"It's fun to stay at the YMCA!"

With actions, of course.

 

[shannon.archer]

Someone set us up the bomb!

 

[shannon.archer]

"Oh for Pete sake, another one?! Fine... there's a potion in the cupboard, an antidote in that brown pot, 240 Gold in the top draw and a Power Ring in that barell, oh and you might find something useful to read on the bookshelf. Now get the f*** out of my house"

HAHA EPIC!!! *APPLAUD*

 

[VaioStreams]

"press X not to die!"

 

[Yoshimota]

"What's that over there?" *point in random direction*

 

[LordBag]

"PLEASE. Tell me about the f**king golf shoes!"

 

[Brokkr]

If only you gave me a ring, then we would be married.

 

[Sgt Doom]

Please don't kill me, all I have in my inventory is a spoon, some mudcrab meat and rags!

 

[Ionami]

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

Hehe... stupid Ulrich Leland. He got what he deserved.

OT:

I have come down with a rare case of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis it seems...

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

Hehe... stupid Ulrich Leland. He got what he deserved.

How did he die for you? I always go for the rats, personally.

 

[Ionami]

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

Hehe... stupid Ulrich Leland. He got what he deserved.

How did he die for you? I always go for the rats, personally.

Oh, I never actually got him killed, I would always get him arrested. But I suppose death would be sweet justice too.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

Hehe... stupid Ulrich Leland. He got what he deserved.

How did he die for you? I always go for the rats, personally.

Oh, I never actually got him killed, I would always get him arrested. But I suppose death would be sweet justice too.

I tried the arrested thing a few times, but watching a character who is scripted to always be a few levels higher than you be killed by rats is just too damn fun.

Press B to jump.

unforgotten realms lol

I've always wondered why a table-top RPG needs a Jump key/button.

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

'DaAaAaAaAah I'm a therapy session with Dr. Grocery Bag!'

Just to confuse the player.

 

[redassassinuk]

"Seriously, you chose THAT face?"

 

[johnman]

You know what they call a Big Mac in France?

Royal with cheese?

In menacing Samuel Jackson voice:
"...And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers!
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee..."

What?

 

[xXGeckoXx]

You know what they call a Big Mac in France?

Royal with cheese?

In menacing Samuel Jackson voice:
"...And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers!
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee..."

What?

Any pulp fiction quote would be great...

Mine

"I'm sorry but your license only counts if the hallway is completely empty."

Badum Tish

 

[trooper112]

The next thing i am going to say is the greatest secret in the UNIVERSE!!!!