Nuclear Launch detected.
All your bases are belong to us. (no, wait that's too obvious).
The programmer was lazy and didn't give me any dialogue.
My lord, your wife, Lady Macbeth, approachs.
Error: memory at location f-56793 cannot be 'read'
Filler dialogue #234 not found.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
I think captain Picard was much better then captain Kirk.
Alt F4 is a cheat, don't press it!
I am trapped in digital hell and everytime you talk to me it cause extremely intense pain that burns my very consciousness but I am compelled to ask you to talk to me again.
There's an Easter egg around here somewhere, can you find it? (while there there really is none.)
Visit www.escapistmagazine.com! It's awesome!
There is no secret cow level... wait, yes there is!
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