You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

Osloq

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"Stay a while and listen. Wait where are you going? Come back I need to tell you about Diablo..........I'm so alone"
 

Twilight_guy

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Nuclear Launch detected.

All your bases are belong to us. (no, wait that's too obvious).

The programmer was lazy and didn't give me any dialogue.

My lord, your wife, Lady Macbeth, approachs.

Error: memory at location f-56793 cannot be 'read'

Filler dialogue #234 not found.

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

I think captain Picard was much better then captain Kirk.

Alt F4 is a cheat, don't press it!

I am trapped in digital hell and everytime you talk to me it cause extremely intense pain that burns my very consciousness but I am compelled to ask you to talk to me again.

There's an Easter egg around here somewhere, can you find it? (while there there really is none.)

Visit www.escapistmagazine.com! It's awesome!

There is no secret cow level... wait, yes there is!

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NeverAiling

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It's a trap!
Or dual-layer meme: "SPOILER ALERT: It's a trap!"
Or a less-forgivable, more lolCat-able: "IM IN UR NP-SEES, STEELING UR DIE-O-LOGS!"
How does "You must only try to realize the truth: There is no dialogue." sound?
Then there are all the variations on the ...is a lie! (such as: THE DIALOGUE IS A LIE)
I think that last one is already above, actually.
 

DavidTanis

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Doug said:
Please help, I'm trapped inside a chinese video game sweat shop.
That is brilliant except sweat shop employees don't program games so I purpose we revise it to "Help I'm trapped inside a Bungie programmers sweat shop! Send help to, Oh OH GOD! Noeafoewafdxsdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
 

boandpop

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"Bring me the jade monkey by midnight to unlock the Ultimate Weapon"

Of course, 'The voices tell me to do what you do at night' or 'Get off my lawn' are just as fun.
 

NeverAiling

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Use the boost, has, itself been used.

But, by the same token, I'm sure someone else has already said:

"This shit's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!"