You're Awesome!

[El Poncho]

Shouldn't it be "You're" not "Your"?
Because I club baby seals to death I don't know, you give us an idea what your idea of awesome is and we may come up with our own story

I have 8 toenails woo how awesome is that

Thats not awesome. I have ten, thats 2 more then you thus 2 more better
Suck on it

But everyone else has 10 toenails making it very average and not awesome Plus if you turn 8 90degrees what do you get

Edit: Damn 11toenails is more awesome:|

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Because my name is Ethan and... no, I got nothing -_-

 

[The Rockerfly]

Shouldn't it be "You're" not "Your"?
Because I club baby seals to death I don't know, you give us an idea what your idea of awesome is and we may come up with our own story

I have 8 toenails woo how awesome is that

Thats not awesome. I have ten, thats 2 more then you thus 2 more better
Suck on it

But everyone else has 10 toenails making it very average and not awesome Plus if you turn 8 90degrees what do you get

Yeah I know but I am currently competing with a felow Escapee with toe nails, the more you have themore awesome you are
...OMG you need to do that and wear a suit, it would be the single coolest picture of your life

 

[Erana]

I survived an MRI.

 

[crudus]

Damn, you are one more awesome then me
Hang on a minute, are we qualifying awesomeness by toenails?

It would seem that way. At least one portion of it. I also know the difference between "then" and "than". That is why I am awesome.

I survived an MRI.

aren't those not deadly?

 

[The Rockerfly]

Damn, you are one more awesome then me
Hang on a minute, are we qualifying awesomeness by toenails?

It would seem that way. At least one portion of it. I also know the difference between "then" and "than". That is why I am awesome.

I survived an MRI.

aren't those not deadly?

Hey it's 2 in the morning, cut me some slack

 

[crudus]

Um... my name's Ben? which, I hear, means "The right hand of god". so that seems pretty cool, as long as you don't take the god part too literally, and more the omnipotent, smitey being.

My last name is from an English aristocracy. My first name is Gaelic meaning "from the River Valley of Kent". My middle name is Hebrew meaning "one who supplant". Therefore, I am the heir to the aristocracy ruling in the River Kent.

pffft, thats nothing. I have 11.

*Double take*

Whu-whu-whaaat?

When I was 8 I was sliding across my floor and my right small toe got caught in an air vent. The vent tore off half of my toenail. Later that half of the toenail grew back but it never fused with the old part. So I have two nails on on two.

 

[The Shade]

I've been told I'm awesome because I met the guy who was in the original R2-D2 suit. Awesome by proxy, I guess. I got the high-fives and everything.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Shouldn't it be "You're" not "Your"?
Because I club baby seals to death I don't know, you give us an idea what your idea of awesome is and we may come up with our own story

I have 8 toenails woo how awesome is that

Thats not awesome. I have ten, thats 2 more then you thus 2 more better
Suck on it

I have 12 finger nails. Suck on that sub section!

 

[headshotcatcher]

I can play guitar and murder people at the same time...that is pretty awesome I gotta say so myself.

Well it depends, if you suck so much at playing that you make people's heads explode its an entirely different matter..

Anyway I am SO much made of awesome that Chuck Norris is my biaaatch

 

[barryween]

I'm listening to AC/DC.
That's how awesome I am.

 

[historybuff]

I like coffee and tea.

 

[Private Custard]

I photographed a friends 21st birthday party on Friday and saved them hundreds of pounds as they didn't need to hire a paid pro.

The girls said I was awesome.........so I must be awesome!

 

[DrunkWithPower]

MaxTheReaper quoted me once...

 

[BlackPhoenix0928]

I can manipulate others online, like in mmos. I have stacks of gold from people who i have manipulated. I am very...convincing. I had an entire guild of 100s abandon one leader and me me their new leader. I am the definition of awesome.

Online that is. In real life, not that bad. I have friends, and i dont live on the interwebs. So yeah. I am virtually awesome.

 

[jebbo]

I ate a curry and a pizza tonight. That was awesome.

On and me and my mate were recently called 'gods among men' by a drunkish 16 year old at a party of drunk 16 year olds as we spent all night being barbecue monkeys for them and laughing at the inevitable drunk ginger girl throwing up on her shoes...

 

[PartyMonkey]

I can play guitar and murder people at the same time...that is pretty awesome I gotta say so myself.

You suck so much at playing guitar that all the listeners commit suicide?

Sorry, you asked for it.

I do suck...I'll admit it...but I suck so much i'm awesome.

 

[Canadian Fodder]

I was called a hacker in Combat Arms for my actual skill. It was funny.

 

[teutonicman]

All-time roshambo champion.

 

[AfterAscon]

I once recommended a game with the single line "I'm awesome and I recommend it."

They bought it.

True story.