You're Awesome!

[The Rockerfly]

Shouldn't it be "You're" not "Your"?
Because I club baby seals to death I don't know, you give us an idea what your idea of awesome is and we may come up with our own story

I have 8 toenails woo how awesome is that

Thats not awesome. I have ten, thats 2 more then you thus 2 more better
Suck on it

Suck on your toes?

Happily
You suck on your toes *sticks tongue out*

 

[The Rockerfly]

I have 12 finger nails. Suck on that sub section!

Holy crap, your levels of awesomeness are just...awesome
I bet at weekends you fight dragons, have Gods do your bidding and juggle flaming chainsaws
Makes me wonder whatsomeone with more than twelve does

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I've gotten into a bar fight where I beat down three people who were all bigger than me. Overall though, I need no examples. I am awesome in it's purest form.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Shouldn't it be "You're" not "Your"?
Because I club baby seals to death I don't know

Beelz right?

Sorry I dont know what that is, I just remember seeing it on Newgrounds and thought, "Hey that shit sounds cool"

 

[Randomeaninglessword]

Because... I... No, I've got nothing.

 

[Undeleted]

It's actually best to be humble. Instead of boasting about your abilities how about you put them to use?

 

[Kriptonite]

Shouldn't it be "You're" not "Your"?
Because I club baby seals to death I don't know

Beelz right?

Sorry I don't know what that is, I just remember seeing it on Newgrounds and thought, "Hey that shit sounds cool"

Oh, Beelz is a song by Stephen Lynch. It's about the Devil and how he might be gay. Anyway, he mentions clubbing baby seals. Umm...lets see.."I love to watch Fox news and then club some baby seals..."

 

[Twilight_guy]

I wrote a book in 11th grade. Behold my ability to sit in one place and continuous do something for long periods of time and tremble!

 

[Deleric]

I can solve a rubix cube in 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Oh yeah, try THAT one on the ladies.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Oh actually I just thought of a couple of good reasons why I'm awesome
I can play Hanger 18 and Soothsayer on guitar
Black belt in Tai-Kwan-Doe
and am ranked about 700th world wide on guitar hero 3
Nerdy but I think that qualifies for awesome

 

[Pandalisk]

I punched a panda bear when i was 6 woooo!

i dare anyone to name an endangeered animal they have punched in infantcy!

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Spoiler

Just wanted to add that and I'm not to shabby as a wargames miniture painter. But other then that I'm bland

 

[AlexTheBucket2112]

I'm not awesome. and I like it that way.

 

[Woem]

I have the Epic Quiz badge. Yes, I'm that awesome.

 

[Shycte]

I get in backstage on Amon Amarth conserts.

Now that's awesome!

 

[Fallingwater]

My friends call me the son of McGyver, and I'm a grandmaster of ghetto-style contraptions. Bow before me, mortals, or I will smite you with my numerous trebuchets and potato cannons!

 

[Bernzz]

My name means 'King of the Elves, child of the Trickster God'

That's kinda awesome... >.>

Sheogorath was your dad? Awesome! Get him to send some burnin' dog rain this way, please.

 

[SultanP]

I read people. I read people well. That's how I am awesome.

Shouldn't it be "You're" not "Your"?
Because I club baby seals to death I don't know, you give us an idea what your idea of awesome is and we may come up with our own story

I have 8 toenails woo how awesome is that

Thats not awesome. I have ten, thats 2 more then you thus 2 more better
Suck on it

pffft, thats nothing. I have 11.

Damn, you are one more awesome then me
Hang on a minute, are we qualifying awesomeness by toenails?

It would seem that we are. Time to go hunting I guess.

 

[traceur_]

I'm a traceur, I suppose that's awesome.

I'm really good and climbing things, climbing is awesome.

One time some guy was really pissing me off so I attacked him with a hacksaw.

 

[The Rockerfly]

I read people. I read people well. That's how I am awesome.

Shouldn't it be "You're" not "Your"?
Because I club baby seals to death I don't know, you give us an idea what your idea of awesome is and we may come up with our own story

I have 8 toenails woo how awesome is that

Thats not awesome. I have ten, thats 2 more then you thus 2 more better
Suck on it

pffft, thats nothing. I have 11.

Damn, you are one more awesome then me
Hang on a minute, are we qualifying awesomeness by toenails?

It would seem that we are. Time to go hunting I guess.

Hells yeah, we need to steal all the shoes and gloves of everyone we see to find out wif anyone is more awesome