You're going to jail - one item with you

[Zeromaeus]

A stable hyper-cube filled with the various things I've collected, cheated for, and stolen for this very specific turn of events.
Contents would include, but not be limited to:
* Portal Gun
* Companion Cube (x3)
* A Desert Eagle
* Monopoly (x2 money)
* A Chess Set
* Sonic Screwdriver
* Teleporter
* TARDIS
* Lightsaber
* LiveMetal Model B(lues)
* LiveMetal Model F(orte)
* LiveMetal Model X, O, P, H, F, L, A, and a
* A Crowbar
* A Katana
* DNF
* The Declaration of Independence
* A Laptop
* A Perfect Mass-Energy Converter
* The Kitchen Sink

I could go on...
I would not attempt to "escape" by the way. I would leave on occasion, but its nice having a hideout you can come back to.

Err.
Why the sink?

Its a play on the old phrase "everything but the kitchen sink."

 

[Mr.Squishy]

That really depends on which country's prison I'd be stuck in.

If I was to be sent to an American maximum security prison,, I'd bring a cyanide pill.

If I was to be sent to an Norwegian prison, I'd bring a laptop.


And yes, you can do that here in Norway.
Rehabilitation of criminals is a far better option than pure and hellish punishment.

This. This this this. I visited a high-security jail here in Norway two days ago, and it was disturbingly nice and cozy (or so it seemed) and a lot more "forgiving" than what American prisons are depicted as. Failing to get a PC of any kind, I'd say an Xbox 360 or a fuckload of books.

 

[Miffmoff]

This would be good.

Beat me to it

 

[REvolve]

Beer. Lots and lots of beer.

 

[MrSpunkSponge]

a decent computer with unrestricted net connection... Internet can give a life time of entertainment

 

[The Last Parade]

Mini-Nuke.

Pretend it's one of those rugby ball with a fin things that you can throw really far and they make a noise. (The name completely escapes me).

Within a day I could've "accidentally" missed a throw with it and blow a hole in the wall. Tally-ho!

I remember those, they're called the 'Vortex'

 

[Prince Regent]

A Jet-Pack or the large hadron collider, depending on what sort of mood I'm in.

 

[Broady Brio]

My Laptop box.

(Containing the laptop, charger, Internet router.)

I'm sorted.

 

[hyperdrachen]

I'll take MacGuyver

 

[masher]

a License to Kill. XP not sure why, but I -was- going to say a "Get Outta Jail Free Card", but...

 

[Asehujiko]

For one of our european non-violent rehabilitation centers, I'd bring my gaming rig.

 

[Pyrignis]

A pumpkin... if it exists

Andrew Hussle fan? =P

I would bring an acoustic guitar I suppose.

I am a big fan of the Problem Sleuth comic. For me, Homestuck became a huge clusterfuck of story and stuff too quickly.

I must congratulate you, not many would have replied when there are 8 pages in between. =)

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Evidence that proves I am innocent. Then the Press will be all over me and I'll be free'd from Jail due to a Mistrial.

 

[tkioz]

Portal Gun

 

[Nihlex]

A pumpkin... if it exists

Andrew Hussle fan? =P

I would bring an acoustic guitar I suppose.

I am a big fan of the Problem Sleuth comic. For me, Homestuck became a huge clusterfuck of story and stuff too quickly.

I must congratulate you, not many would have replied when there are 8 pages in between. =)

Problem Sleuth, JailBreak, and Bard Quest were awesome, ya I agree, I read the first few pages of Homestruck and then I thought to myself "I dont want to read this for a year and a half and have to wait for updates and re-read stuff over and over." I stopped there XD
If it makes you feel special I made sure no one replied on any page before I commented XD

 

[TimeLord]

A Sonic Screwdriver

Thus, I am free!

 

[Brikson]

A pumpkin... if it exists

oh god, i laughed so hard when i read that.

OT: since i think my gerber multi-tool would be considered a get out thing, i'd go with my guitar. or a game of risk, since its probably the only chance of completing a bloody game.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

This would be good.

because I feel like busting everyones balls. I hope George and everyone who quoted him realize that your just bringing a useless little card to with you. That being said good luck to all of you protecting your asses when you drop the soap.

I would take...
immortality with me

yeah and stay in prison until(and maybe even after) the end of the world. brilliant choice mate







as for me I'd bring the remote that Stewie invented in the episode Road to the Multiverse and use it to find a parallel universe where I rule the world and live opulently out of my prison cell. It would be glorious! Having everything anyone could ever want while still technically being an inmate

 

[Wordslinger]

A rock hammer. We all know what those babies are capable of... over many years.