Skyrim, just jogging about at level 7 in peace... Oh, what's that I spy at the horizon? Looks like a dragon wall...
I approach, but it seems nobody is home, and I can't hear any dragons about, either. I approach, and notice a sarcophagus by the foot of the wall, and expect a boss-level Draugr. But no biggie, I've killed them before, and I've got plenty of room to kite him.
Lid bursts open, Dragon Priest arrives, hovers at me and shoots ice shards at me. Suppose I should have made him breakfast. I realise after about three seconds he's not exactly my size... So I decide to attempt to wittle down his health, hiding behind rocks and slowly but surely kill him. Hey, worth a shot.
I'm nearly dead, hiding behind a rock with a chunk of ice sticking through my chest, rethinking my strategy and deciding to leg it. But as I prepare to break and run, with Mr Grumpy hovering up behind the rock, I hear a dragon.
"Aaaah, piss."
Of course it lands right on my escape route, of course it's a bit too much for me, and of course Hovercorpse has found me.
When I ran away with Hovercorpse & AttentionDragon on my back, an assassin feels left out and joins the fray, which then suddenly involves a poor huntsman and his horse. I ended up a Khajiit-flavoured icecream on the ground while the rest of the gang duked it out over my reload-screen.
chickenhound said:
minecraft try to head out my front door only to find three creepers waiting for me ...
Had one of them waiting inside my house once, just chilling out in my lounge. I have no idea how he got there, but he was -very- happy to see me...
He managed to blow me up, blow up my TNT-block I carelessly left in the basement, which in turn caused a magma-based chain reaction that started a forest fire. He blew me up, blew my house up, set fire to the ruins and burned down the entire forest around for miles. I'm convinced I met the devil when I came home that day...