Zero Punctuation: A Shadow's Tale

[Madara XIII]

Devil May Cry 4 syndrome? Ouch.

Sad to say, only the closing joke was really funny.

DAMMIT! Why you gotta do that?! Here I was deluding myself into believing it was a great game.....until I remembered the GOD DANG BACKTRACKING!!!

Either way I loved this review.

 

[Madara XIII]

Sorry Double Post

 

[Madara XIII]

If he wants a good Wii platformer he should play A Boy and His Blob

Hug your blob

.....HUG IT NOW YOU PUNY HUMAN!! MWAHAHAA

 

[Perja]

I suddenly have a strange desire to play Limbo now...
Hmm what could have brought that on?

 

[matsugawa]

This might be my all-time favorite Zero Punctuation review, making Amnesia: The Dark Descent number 2 (that is, number two-abloogy-woogy-woo) and Valkyria Chronicles number 3.

 

[SickBritKid]

Damn, Yahtzee. You just have it in for the United States, don't you? *Shrug*

I guess that's the effect of the Best Beaches tax, again? Y'know, we've got ourselves some nice beaches in Florida. Then again, maybe Florida ain't exactly the best place for beaches, seeing as it's the habitat of Mickie Mouse...

 

[Sartan0]

Yahtzee sounded more pissed then usual. The game must be really bad.

It's because he special ordered it and it was really bad!

 

[bdcjacko]

probably been answered before, but I have no idea how to find the answer, but whose head is that he constantly uses, the guy with the curly hair? And what exactly is the joke there?

K it has been answered.

 

[LaughingAtlas]

"See the fight with that vampire guy in MGS2 for more shadow-related bullshit."
Thank you! Nanomachines or no, freezing me by throwing a knife at my shadow makes no fucking sense! Then again, neither did a good number of the would-be supervillian bosses.

 

[huigho1215]

probably been answered before, but I have no idea how to find the answer, but whose head is that he constantly uses, the guy with the curly hair? And what exactly is the joke there?

"Whose face is ist Yahtzee keeps using in his videos? It's not his face, is it?
No, it's a face photographed by an artist which was - according to Yahtzee - the best fit for 'emotionless' he'd ever seen in his life. I'll try and dig up the video interview in which he mentioned it.
Here The full question and answers starts around 5:30."

from:http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:WMTgQCl6yqwJ:tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustBugsMe/ZeroPunctuation+the+face+used+in+zero+punctuation&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&source=www.google.com

bout halfway down the page

 

[pretzil]

What? Not one reference to a category 5 cyclone being named after him?

 

[Christopher Bryer]

So all in all, he didn't much like this game, huh.


Also not on my "Reasons to buy a Wii." list.

 

[duchaked]

still working on Dead Space 2? well Isaac Clarke has a face and voice now so he's supposed to emote better now lol

or just wait for Bullet Storm, he might enjoy that a bit more than most FPS games nowdays (or he'll hate it...idk)

 

[samaugsch]

....Why not go with Donkey Kong Country Returns if you want to review a Wii platformer?

now that you mention it im actually kinda curious what Yahtzee thinks about this one.

If you think about it, Yahtzee hasn't actually reviewed any Donkey Kong games.

 

[bdcjacko]

probably been answered before, but I have no idea how to find the answer, but whose head is that he constantly uses, the guy with the curly hair? And what exactly is the joke there?

"Whose face is ist Yahtzee keeps using in his videos? It's not his face, is it?
No, it's a face photographed by an artist which was - according to Yahtzee - the best fit for 'emotionless' he'd ever seen in his life. I'll try and dig up the video interview in which he mentioned it.
Here The full question and answers starts around 5:30."

from:http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:WMTgQCl6yqwJ:tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustBugsMe/ZeroPunctuation+the+face+used+in+zero+punctuation&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&source=www.google.com

bout halfway down the page

Thanks

Moderator Edit: Please do not make low content posts.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

ICO isn't actually pronounced like that. But, ah, fudge it, who cares.

 

[Sonicron]

Lots of tits in this video.

Ya, noticed that too.
Maybe all the hot chicks have fled Brisbane and will only return once the waters recede. The flood has Yahtzee in a dry spell (see what I did there?).

 

[Thoric485]

Hoping for a Magicka review.