You have many arseholes?Varrdy said:Nobody says "this game sucks!" quite like Yahtzee. I've read / listened to many a negative review in my time and in each case it was like listening to Gordon Brown reading Shakespeare after toking Laudanum all day. Agree with him or not, at least YZ makes it amusing and whilst I have no intention of ever buying this particular game, it's always good to hear from someone who isn't "inspired" by great handfulls of corporate bribery and thus more likely to scratch the shiny veneer.
Hey even if he were to utterly savage a game I think is the dogs bollocks I would forgive him because, like arseholes, everyone has an opinion (I have many and am just as voiciferous given half a chance!) and he would most likely make it amusing too!
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he is right, the "alien" alien does not really look scary in this review.Dexiro said:The alien alien looks cute![]()
I believe the proper response is YOU ARE A HEAVY RAIN FANBOY!Novur said:Guess what?Octopusesgarden said:AND NO REPLY TELLING ME THAT I'M A HEAVY RAIN FANBOY.
Your a heavy rain fanboy.
XD
I don't understand why people always complain about the long animations for the grab kills. Nothing is forcing you to use the grab kills, they are an option. If you do the instant kill move you balance that advantage with the disadvantage of being vulnerable. If you don't want to suffer the vulnerability, then just don't do the move.snowplow said:I couldn't get far in this game because it sucked.
Seriously, the heavy attack and the grab kill with the predator take so fucking long. SO LONG. FUCK. HOW CAN I BREAK THROUGH A BLOCKING ALIEN WHEN IT TAKES 4 SECONDS TO SWING THAT STUPID ARM.
Human campaign was subpar FPS
Alien campaign was probably the best, but still meh.
If it's not worth your money, then why play it at all?VoidEternal said:Still decently fun on the multi-player in my opinion. I'm glad they got the feel of each racial class down, and finishing moves should be in every FPS game in my own opinion.
However, lack of a REAL Single Player game, and the fact that "ranking" up in the multiplayer aspect is literally pointless because you only unlock different skins for each race made it extremely unfinished.
This game is more of a "DL off a torrent site and pop it in now and then to have a bit of fun".
Not really worth any money at all.
What exactly is the point of hoping for something you know isn't going to happen?soapyshooter said:Thats why i said "hoping" I HOPED he would do one, i didnt whine that he didnt.ark123 said:Meanwhile you can watch the other 20 ZPs where he mentions he lives in Australia and that games take forever to show up down under.soapyshooter said:I was hoping for a early review of God of War III. =/
They have ads at the top of the screen and the bottom, they don't need obtrusive ones that like that. There's a way to advertise without being annoying.Phsx2 said:Er you realise the escapist has to make money somehow.axleblaze said:I hacen't had a chance to watch it yet (and I doubt those that posted before me have) but STOP IT WITH THE FUCKING GIANT ADS AROUND THE VIDEO! It freezes my PS3 when I try to watch on it and it's just god damned obnoxious.
You don't have to be a dick about it.ark123 said:What exactly is the point of hoping for something you know isn't going to happen?soapyshooter said:Thats why i said "hoping" I HOPED he would do one, i didnt whine that he didnt.ark123 said:Meanwhile you can watch the other 20 ZPs where he mentions he lives in Australia and that games take forever to show up down under.soapyshooter said:I was hoping for a early review of God of War III. =/
Contrary to popular belief, Yahtzee doesn't have unreleased software stealing flying monkeys.