Zero Punctuation: Aliens vs Predator

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DreamingMerc

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To begin with a tip of the hat to Yahtzee, as we all love dropping to our knees and giving him a good slathering. Moving along I have to wonder in this current economy, given the there's at least four bus loads of game developers now out of job, how in the world is Sega even still running along as a developer? Looking over the past years of recent releases and their failure to grab traction in the market. I believe we have quite a mystery on our hands, well unless they're running along on the sacrifices of virgins and children to at last one dark power.
 

AVATAR_RAGE

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he seemed to be kinder today (well kinder than some of the other avp reviews)

still good review!
 

Zerocyde

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Predator being like batman after he lost his moral compass and tried to make out with an angle grinder made me laugh till my sides hurt.
 

dmcc85

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YES!
finaly!
i love this stuff!
not the game itself actually, BUT...
zero punctuation is soo much fun to watch!
maybe because of all that english language...?
 

Mako SOLDIER

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Varrdy said:
Nobody says "this game sucks!" quite like Yahtzee. I've read / listened to many a negative review in my time and in each case it was like listening to Gordon Brown reading Shakespeare after toking Laudanum all day. Agree with him or not, at least YZ makes it amusing and whilst I have no intention of ever buying this particular game, it's always good to hear from someone who isn't "inspired" by great handfulls of corporate bribery and thus more likely to scratch the shiny veneer.

Hey even if he were to utterly savage a game I think is the dogs bollocks I would forgive him because, like arseholes, everyone has an opinion (I have many and am just as voiciferous given half a chance!) and he would most likely make it amusing too!

Wardy
You have many arseholes?
 

dmcc85

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Dexiro said:
The alien alien looks cute :D
he is right, the "alien" alien does not really look scary in this review.
i think it is the missing claws and extra fangs, and the tail...
or maybe it is just the missing Sigourney Weaver!!!
 

Discrodia

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Now I'm a fan of the whole series, but I must admit that all of the complaints are the very same I had. Aliens getting stuck on vents and running in dizzying circles for a few seconds gets annoying a few times, Predators are all sneaky-sneaky assasinate then grab someone and die to all his mates. And humans are overpowered by the sheer fact that they must win and have a (somewhat) happy ending.

Honestly though, I'm amazed Yahtzee got through without even mentioning the multiplayer. That was one of the main draws for me in the first place, and some of the game modes (infestation mostly) are as addicting as crack. But honestly, what with the faults that AvP has, I'm amazed he wasn't terribly harsh on it.

Made my week anyway.
 

Phlopsy

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snowplow said:
I couldn't get far in this game because it sucked.

Seriously, the heavy attack and the grab kill with the predator take so fucking long. SO LONG. FUCK. HOW CAN I BREAK THROUGH A BLOCKING ALIEN WHEN IT TAKES 4 SECONDS TO SWING THAT STUPID ARM.
Human campaign was subpar FPS
Alien campaign was probably the best, but still meh.
I don't understand why people always complain about the long animations for the grab kills. Nothing is forcing you to use the grab kills, they are an option. If you do the instant kill move you balance that advantage with the disadvantage of being vulnerable. If you don't want to suffer the vulnerability, then just don't do the move.

The heavy attack takes longer, you have to move your predator during the windup to stay on target. Otherwise just keep pounding with the quick jab. Or go find a weapon and blast him one.
 

Sylocat

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Am I the only one who doesn't want Yahtzee to review Heavy Rain? It's a brilliant game, but the gameplay definitely doesn't seem like his cup of tea.
 

SAMAS

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VoidEternal said:
Still decently fun on the multi-player in my opinion. I'm glad they got the feel of each racial class down, and finishing moves should be in every FPS game in my own opinion.

However, lack of a REAL Single Player game, and the fact that "ranking" up in the multiplayer aspect is literally pointless because you only unlock different skins for each race made it extremely unfinished.

This game is more of a "DL off a torrent site and pop it in now and then to have a bit of fun".

Not really worth any money at all.
If it's not worth your money, then why play it at all?
 

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soapyshooter said:
ark123 said:
soapyshooter said:
I was hoping for a early review of God of War III. =/
Meanwhile you can watch the other 20 ZPs where he mentions he lives in Australia and that games take forever to show up down under.
Thats why i said "hoping" I HOPED he would do one, i didnt whine that he didnt.
What exactly is the point of hoping for something you know isn't going to happen?
Contrary to popular belief, Yahtzee doesn't have unreleased software stealing flying monkeys.
 

Random Wanderer

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You know, I already HAVE AVP. Just an older one. And it really REALLY sounded like Yahtzee was reviewing it rather than some newer game that stole the same name because game companies now lack even the creativity to put NUMBERS after the bloody words in their titles.
 

supermike6

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Phsx2 said:
axleblaze said:
I hacen't had a chance to watch it yet (and I doubt those that posted before me have) but STOP IT WITH THE FUCKING GIANT ADS AROUND THE VIDEO! It freezes my PS3 when I try to watch on it and it's just god damned obnoxious.
Er you realise the escapist has to make money somehow.
They have ads at the top of the screen and the bottom, they don't need obtrusive ones that like that. There's a way to advertise without being annoying.
 

Hobo Joe

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Awesome review - hoping to see what he thinks of Heavy Rain next time. (Or rather, hope to see him shred it inside out for being nothing more than a film you press buttons to watch play.)
 

supermike6

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ark123 said:
soapyshooter said:
ark123 said:
soapyshooter said:
I was hoping for a early review of God of War III. =/
Meanwhile you can watch the other 20 ZPs where he mentions he lives in Australia and that games take forever to show up down under.
Thats why i said "hoping" I HOPED he would do one, i didnt whine that he didnt.
What exactly is the point of hoping for something you know isn't going to happen?
Contrary to popular belief, Yahtzee doesn't have unreleased software stealing flying monkeys.
You don't have to be a dick about it.
 

ziggy161

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Pretty good but it seems like Yahtzee speaks slower than usual...or is it just me :/ I think it's losing its 'zero punctuation' aspect XD