Zero Punctuation: Aliens vs Predator

[primitivescrewhead]

Hmm I really enjoyed the game

 

[geldonyetich]

Favorite part of this one:

"Dear Diary,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

That said, this review seemed more serious than most. I didn't laugh as much, but I think I respected Yahtzee more for giving it to us straight.

 

[Kollega]

I actually laughed out loud not on one, but on two parts - the "not stupid and evil enough" part and "constant shifting of orientation" part. Which means that Yahtzee is steadily climbing back from funny to completely hilarous again.

 

[Dan Shive]

I would say "multiplayer excuses it" is like a note to get out of gym, but gym is usually a multiplayer experience.

 

[axle 19]

Expected but still absolutely hilarious to watch. Seriously AVP is just copy paste of the previous one with slightly better graphics.

 

[Insideout Ink Demon]

oh dear, I've yet to play it and something tels me it'll be a long time til I do.

 

[Craby]

Who gives a shit about AvP? It's just slightly better than average video game, everyone will forget it in few months.
Go go Heavy Rain, I really want to hear Yatzee's opinion.

 

[Tolerant Fanboy]

I suppose Xenomorph vs. Yautja would be too esoteric...

Also, I have to agree about the "Alias vs. Editor" thing. Masterful bit of wordplay there.

 

[Mydnyght]

Alias Vs. Editor....

Heheheh, nice touch, Yahtzee. ^_^

 

[CopperBoom]

The way the Preditor-bride wears the marine on his head at the end is so cute.
I enjoyed the review, but that little bit especially tickled me.

 

[The Youth Counselor]

Yeah, the awkward fat kid that your parents made you play with perfectly describes the space marine. WHO THE HELL WANTS TO BE THE MARINE?

And ha. Alias vs. Editor.

 

[CopperBoom]

Good review!

Wow, posted six minutes after it went live.
Cheers to you.
I think I will review, your review.

Pretty good review.

 

[Volucer]

That was great, one of his best ones from late, had coke (cola to clarify) dribbling from my nose with the bread comment.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Well I'm not surprised Yahtzee staked this one through the heart with as much hype as it was getting

 

[liddell]

I could not get past the full page ad in Google Chrome on Lucid Lynx, it just glitched out and launched the popup over and over and never played; I hear people on PS3s are also having similar issues, so here is a direct URL:

http://dickensurl.com/cca3/If_there_were_no_bad_people_there_would_be_no_good_lawyers

/edit: I had to run it through a link redirect to preserve the clickability, forum garbled the formatting/

Cheers!

 

[brabz]

Solid review as always, my only complaint is that I feel that the Escapist is actively trying to cause me problems at work with these damned pop-out video views that don't close easily.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

I hacen't had a chance to watch it yet (and I doubt those that posted before me have) but STOP IT WITH THE FUCKING GIANT ADS AROUND THE VIDEO! It freezes my PS3 when I try to watch on it and it's just god damned obnoxious.

Er you realise the escapist has to make money somehow.

They could do it in a way which is less abrasive than a huge ad in your face.

But I did enjoy the review!

 

[Nikajo]

Funny stuff

I actually quite enjoyed the game personally. I find it more entertaining than most other FPSs that come out these days.

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

I like the SNES and Arcade versions. Best game so far is Predator Concrete Jungle. It's a Predator heavy game but you get to fight humans and Xenomorphs as you go along. Even though you have to find your weapon upgrades I still like it very much.

As for this Aliens vs. Predator game I'll just rent it after I've finally play Ghostbusters.

 

[Garfy]

Batman Vs Predator

Now there's a game I'd play.