Zero Punctuation: Aliens vs Predator

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CDog2910

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Octopusesgarden said:
I'm probably gonna be the first in about a bajillionth comment requests but...when are you getting round to heavy rain?Just curious.AND NO REPLY TELLING ME THAT I'M A HEAVY RAIN FANBOY.
Your a Heavy Rain fanboy. Just had to say it.
 

Tiamat666

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Onyx Oblivion said:
Oh...yeah. Let them rise out of MEDIOCRE FPS LAND!
Oh, come on. How can you say such a thing? Did you even play the game? I haven't played the new AvP, but the original AvP for the PC is awesome. I signed up to Steam only to be able to play it again.
The marine campaign is nerve-rattling. I actually had to stop playing it the first few times, because it would freak me out too much. The Alien is all about speed and quick kills whereas the Predator campaign is about stealth and snipering. I'm hard pressed to remember a FPS that was as interesting, atmospheric and that had as much variety as AvP.
But I guess it also depends on your expectations. AvP is not a "typical" shooter and it may be lacking a bit in the feel and mechanics, but it delivers in alot of different areas.
 
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Vanguard_Ex said:
vrbtny said:
There both aliens.... lol

great as always.

Humans are tasty.... yum yum
Except you couldn't have possibly watched the whole thing...jesus christ you're thick.

From someone who actually watched the whole thing, this is the best Yahtzee's done in a long time. And fucking hilarious too.
Really? I felt that he was talking considerably slower in this video but that could be just me :S It felt weird to me because the jokes felt like they were taking longer than usual to be gotten to.
 
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Fantastic review. Found myself agreeing with basically everything he said.
I personally disliked the game quite a bit, apart from the Alien missions however.
 

rddj623

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Solid as usual Yahtzee. As a fan of the franchises though I have no doubt I'll eventually buy it. Probably not at full price though.
 

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Sylocat said:
Am I the only one who doesn't want Yahtzee to review Heavy Rain? It's a brilliant game, but the gameplay definitely doesn't seem like his cup of tea.
I was thinking this myself. Why ask him to review a game that's all quick time events when you KNOW he and quick time events don't talk anymore?

I know you mean well, guys, but some relationships just weren't meant to be. Stop trying to get them back together. Just let QTE and Yahtzee get on with their lives.
 

f0re1gn

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This review lacked something :( Can't say what YET, but I might come up with it during the day.

But creative as always.
 

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Ph0t0n1c Ph34r said:
Novur said:
Octopusesgarden said:
AND NO REPLY TELLING ME THAT I'M A HEAVY RAIN FANBOY.
Guess what?

Your a heavy rain fanboy.

XD
I believe the proper response is YOU ARE A HEAVY RAIN FANBOY!
But I have no need for the Caps Lock. If you yell, people can safely ignore you. If you whisper, people want to listen.
 

Novur

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Octopusesgarden said:
Novur said:
Octopusesgarden said:
AND NO REPLY TELLING ME THAT I'M A HEAVY RAIN FANBOY.
Guess what?

Your a heavy rain fanboy.

XD
I haven't even played the game (except for the demo)I just wondered that was all.Story is very important to yatzhee so I just wanted to know what the internets most harsh critic thought of the story of heavy rain.
God damn it, why can't there be a worldwide announcement that tells everyone exactly what colour sarcasm/irony is? Then we could all just use that as the font colour when we're being sarcastic/ironic.
 

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bjj hero said:
Paksenarrion said:
This made me hungry for a chip sandwich.

What is a chip sandwich?
fried potato strips between 2 slices of bread.
hmm...sounds interesting, tho I'm not sure I'd like it (how are the potato strips prepared?)
haha but I def want some fish and chips...yummm so hungry

wait...ahem

I've never really been well-versed with Aliens and Predators and Aliens versus Predators...

need to go watch Predator now ><

Ph0t0n1c Ph34r said:
Novur said:
Octopusesgarden said:
AND NO REPLY TELLING ME THAT I'M A HEAVY RAIN FANBOY.
Guess what?

Your a heavy rain fanboy.

XD
I believe the proper response is YOU ARE A HEAVY RAIN FANBOY!
oh you guys lol ^^
 

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Novur said:
Octopusesgarden said:
Novur said:
Octopusesgarden said:
AND NO REPLY TELLING ME THAT I'M A HEAVY RAIN FANBOY.
Guess what?

Your a heavy rain fanboy.

XD
I haven't even played the game (except for the demo)I just wondered that was all.Story is very important to yatzhee so I just wanted to know what the internets most harsh critic thought of the story of heavy rain.
God damn it, why can't there be a worldwide announcement that tells everyone exactly what colour sarcasm/irony is? Then we could all just use that as the font colour when we're being sarcastic/ironic.
If only I could use a special sarcasm font color in real life, that would make social encounters a lot less awkward on my part...
 

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Funny the game he described at the end as "Predator campaign, 6 hours longer, with titan combat from a third person perspective, and with AI that can tie it's fucking shoelaces" is pretty much the description of Predator: Concrete Jungle which came out for PS2 and XBOX (yes the first one) back in 05. It wasn't the best game but if you are a fan of predator it was pretty good.
 

Novur

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Jedi Sasquatch said:
Novur said:
Octopusesgarden said:
Novur said:
Octopusesgarden said:
AND NO REPLY TELLING ME THAT I'M A HEAVY RAIN FANBOY.
Guess what?

Your a heavy rain fanboy.

XD
I haven't even played the game (except for the demo)I just wondered that was all.Story is very important to yatzhee so I just wanted to know what the internets most harsh critic thought of the story of heavy rain.
God damn it, why can't there be a worldwide announcement that tells everyone exactly what colour sarcasm/irony is? Then we could all just use that as the font colour when we're being sarcastic/ironic.
If only I could use a special sarcasm font color in real life, that would make social encounters a lot less awkward on my part...
Fortunately, You don't have to. You can alter the tone of your voice to imply sarcasm that would be picked up by all but the thickest of humanoids.

Wait, did this quote tree just come full circle?
 

PeterDawson

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Alien Vs Predator is just a rough concept. I mean, it isn't bad for survival horror gameplay as a human, but the aliens spend nearly the entire time being the threat and very rarely does the game surprise you with something you didn't see in the movies, while the rest of the time established happenings from the series are treated like they're brand new.

But ranting about the game itself aside, the review was pretty solid. Pointed out essentially all the problems with the series. Makes me wonder why some circles were hyping the game so much, aside from the fanboys of course.
 

mrsketchy

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I honestly don't see why people can't decide by themselves whether or not to buy a game (this, or any other) everyone is different and been a critic Yahtzee is merely here to add his own suggestion and personal opinion, as well as entertainment.
Buy the game or not just quit asking him to give out scores or the ol' "buy tis shit nao or you suck" because time and again he's made it evidently clear that it's not for him to decide such a controversial subject when it comes to personal entertainment.
Now go have a wank you fanboys.
 

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rockoffanddie said:
great video, but was anyone else expecting heavy rain, or was it just me?
I think Yahtzee's still in denial about its existence since he can't believe the universe has taken his "nothing-but-quicktime"-based game idea seriously.
 

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Octopusesgarden said:
I'm probably gonna be the first in about a bajillionth comment requests but...when are you getting round to heavy rain?Just curious.AND NO REPLY TELLING ME THAT I'M A HEAVY RAIN FANBOY.
Usually it either takes a while for the game to come out where he lives/ it doesn't come out at all where he lives.. Or he is just playing through it still, you silly fanboy you!!!!

Sorry had too.. :3