Zero Punctuation: Alpha Protocol

[Kingsman]

...I never even heard of this game, but the fact that it lets you be that diverse and dickish seems appealing to me.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

Hmm.. An actual semi good review of Alpha Protocol...

 

[Decabo]

Good review, although I was hoping for Forgotten Sands. Sorry to hear about SMG 2, by the way. Not sure why it'sonly that Wii that does this.

This game's mediocreness makes me rather worried about Fallout New Vegas, which is being made by the same studio.

 

[Artemus_Cain]

Wow, that wasn't as viceral as I thought. But everyone already ripped on the broken controls and AI.

 

[Nincompoop]

OMG the dog in a hat is the funniest thing I have ever seen on ZP... You've outdone yourself =P. I really didn't expect that joke, or lack of a joke, to pop up.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Ponce-tacular

 

[zombie711]

whats a ponce?

 

[Sonicron]

I like the concept of the 'dickhead spectrum'. Definitely would have made the Overlord games more fun, that's for sure.

 

[Mechsoap]

best lines and thinky thinky in human history...as always

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Hmm... isn't the dioluge system pretty similar to the one you suggested in this Extra Punctuation (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/6813-Extra-Punctuation-On-Dialogue-Menus.2) Yahtzee?

 

[Loonerinoes]

I must say - I am surprised!

 

[Jonesy911]

Why am I on probation!? Read my message at the top, whats wrong with that?
Is there some sort of automatic probation dispenser for whoever is the first to comment on a new zero punctuation video?

 

[sephiroth1991]

I was kinda hoping for...
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Give him a week or two

OT:At first i thought he liked since nearly every other reviewer started with "Its Shit!" for this game.

 

[capacollo]

I literally lol at the benny hill joke. Good review and somewhat "fair" by his standards ...

 

[ForensicYOYO]

Its funny he mention Deus Ex cus theres a new one and I wonder If hes has any hopes for it. Then again it doesn't really matter. Fair review though.

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

From the sound of things, Alpha Protocol suffers from the same problem as Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines: No matter what your chosen manner of playing the game, if you don't go a particular route the end of the game is going to be very, very hard.

Great review and variations on the Ponce. I might have to check this one out.

 

[Sovvolf]

Damn it he's on to me... No there are no secret agents operating out of Yorkshire. We urge you for your own safety do not press the question.

Might give Alpha Protocol a try when I get the money.

 

[HentMas]

"Holy shit I thought, I literally fucked her brains out"

That was the best ZP line that I've heard in a long time.

yeah, the only phrase i actually laughed audibly in my office

damn yahtzee, now everyone is looking at me funny

 

[hi0marc]

"Zero Understanding" very nice, sir.

 

[Sethzard]

He liked it?

It was a very good review though