This is the first time I literally lol'd watching a ZP. Great job, one of my favourites.I literally fucked her brain out!
its honestly not a bad game at all,Mark B said:I was wondering if this was any good and in spite the poor write up (as expected) might add it to the rental list.
for the story and all.
Or more specifically, Blackwater.Blue-State said:I was kinda hoping for...
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Great review anyway. I think that the reason that the games industry makes PMC secretly evil is because in real life they actually ARE!
just curious, whats so hard about it on pc? (im playing on my 360 so just curious as to which minigame/whats the difference)Volucer said:While I liked some parts of the game, and generally agree with the review, I have to say that the hacking in this game is one of the worst minigames I've ever played. Though that might be because I'm playing it on PC, and a gamepad would be easier, I shouldn't be penalised for how I want to play the game.
As for the PMC thing, I think it's more to avoid putting a specific country as an enemy, doesn't anger any community. Sort of like how any game in the middle east sets itself in Iranaqastan.
Kind of like a pretensious twat bag I think.SteelStallion said:Hey guys, excuse my ignorance but... what's a ponce?
Are you fucking me? There was a huge advertising campaign on TV and even on ZP! You'd have to have awesome ignoring skills to not see the constant replays of the adverts.Kingsman said:...I never even heard of this game, but the fact that it lets you be that diverse and dickish seems appealing to me.
He did. He said he liked how people have to work on their gun skills and they can't just "expect to draw their pistol and immediately hit the on button on the tumble dryer from 900 yards"Kungfu_Teddybear said:I'm surprised he never mentioned that the crosshair on the game is fucking massive and annoying.
it's also one of those games that'll never be given recognition, because of lack of polish (see bloodlines).BlueInkAlchemist said:From the sound of things, Alpha Protocol suffers from the same problem as Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines: No matter what your chosen manner of playing the game, if you don't go a particular route the end of the game is going to be very, very hard.
Great review and variations on the Ponce. I might have to check this one out.