Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed

[David Bray]

I love Assassin's Creed apart from those damn beggers and mentally challenged. Oh, that sounds awful. At least the new one only has one money-despirate pig. If only I had money to give them I would.

 

[Poeschi]

Great review! That french cock was one of the funniest pictueres i´ve ever seen.

 

[Kitteh]

hehehe...faffing about creed

 

[John the Gamer]

That sun at the end made me laugh.

I didn't play the game beyond the first memory though, the cutscenes were annoying and the moment I tried to leave the castle and fight the dickface army I fell throught the floor on a pile of dead assassins and had to repeat the entire mission. Righty then, On to Assassins Creed 2. Or a good game like tetris.

 

[wyrmslayer1991]

For some reason, the next video for guitar hero three isn't working. It's a shame, cause it's one of my faves.

 

[Ultrajd]

I feel stupid saying this but I have never played any of theses games. Are the good? and is there a "New game plus" type of thing where I can replay a game but with all my unlocks from the start?