Zero Punctuation: Call of Duty: Black Ops
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i agree that people are dicks but its hard to say everyone, the nation in which you live can be war craving morons (America) but the individual can be a kind person and one who is liked in todays community. I am lucky to live in a place where we strive for peace instead of war, we as Canadians are peace keepers. Im always glad to hear an American agree when they say the USA has some.... ok ALOT of problems XD.
edit: It might be true that there would be Canadians in Call of Duty 3, but I was hoping that Canadians would be shown as the true peace keepers everyone knows we are.
edit: It might be true that there would be Canadians in Call of Duty 3, but I was hoping that Canadians would be shown as the true peace keepers everyone knows we are.
I had this strange feeling you'd miss this entirely because of it's popularity, but nope, can't get away with nothing these days.
I'm strangely in favour of 'Another War', I don't know why.
I'm strangely in favour of 'Another War', I don't know why.
Next time the western world decide to do a war with some extra dudes like japan or china... please don´t be so selfish and call it white fancy pants war, redneck hooligan war, mountain dew war but not "World War"
PD: Whoever have Korea and some robots on his side will win... cause they have the apm
PD: Whoever have Korea and some robots on his side will win... cause they have the apm
I liked this review except for ONE THING. The Metaphorical Virgin America probably should have been a boy. I've never known a girl to sit around thinking about losing her virginity the way he describes...But in High School I met plenty of dudes who would literally beg for some girl, any girl, to de-virgin them. Some of them to the point of harassment.
America, with all it's super soldier war games, reminds me of those young guys who tell all their friends they gave every girl they ever met ten thousand orgasms, despite their only experience being a quick handjob in the parking lot. They're getting more antsy to actually DO IT because they're afraid all the other countries are going to find out the truth and make fun of them.
Just my two cents.
America, with all it's super soldier war games, reminds me of those young guys who tell all their friends they gave every girl they ever met ten thousand orgasms, despite their only experience being a quick handjob in the parking lot. They're getting more antsy to actually DO IT because they're afraid all the other countries are going to find out the truth and make fun of them.
Just my two cents.
I agree that people are dicks but its hard to say everyone, the nation in which you live can be war craving morons (America) but the individual can be a kind person and one who is liked in todays community. I am lucky to live in a place where we strive for peace instead of war, we as Canadians are peace keepers. Im always glad to hear an American agree when they say the USA has some.... ok ALOT of problems XD.duchaked said:hahaha truth hurts...but truth also points out that everyone in this world are dicks to pretty much the same degree if you look at the spectrum as a wholeNight Knight said:
I like how you said Canada cuz ur Canadian but then again people would probably wouldn't notice Canada (lucky) anyway
Mexico...what would the world do without their drug trade!
but yeah sure, let's have another war so we can all have something to do except yell insults at each other on YouTube ><
I notice North and South Korea have started something...let's have at it
edit: oh oh Canadians are in Call of Duty 3 I heard, maybe check that out? my friend told me so I don't know for sure
edit: It might be true that there would be Canadians in Call of Duty 3, but I was hoping that Canadians would be shown as the true peace keepers everyone knows we are.
you don't watch to find out if he hates a game or not thats a generally accepted trait of all of his reviews, you watch to see all of the flaws of the game brought up and hilariously made fun ofGary Cummings said:
Well, now that North Korea is shelling the crap out of South Korea, America may very well get into another war. It's a bit sad that all of the countries capable of matching the United States in conventional warfare now have nuclear weapons, so we can't fight them. So what America has to do is go to war with multiple developing nations at once, it's like hiring two or three cheap whores to try to get the satisfaction one would get with one expensive whore. It's pretty sad.
Also, I quite enjoyed this video and I must say that you (by which I mean Yahtzee) have been really improving recently. That's not to say that your old videos are poor, mind you, it's more like transmuting silver into gold.
Also, I quite enjoyed this video and I must say that you (by which I mean Yahtzee) have been really improving recently. That's not to say that your old videos are poor, mind you, it's more like transmuting silver into gold.
I know what you mean, my american flagpole/spear hasn't killed anyone since the reagan administrationHankMan said:
hahah yahtzee asope: lets have a war.
also did anybody else have stuck in the middle with you playing in their heads during the ending?
also did anybody else have stuck in the middle with you playing in their heads during the ending?
I don't understand how people found the single player campaign confusing.
Made perfect sense to me, even the "glass-in-the-mouth guy" joining your party made sense considering the horrible life-ending gas that was leaking through his house and the Spetznaz forces trying to kill him.
Made perfect sense to me, even the "glass-in-the-mouth guy" joining your party made sense considering the horrible life-ending gas that was leaking through his house and the Spetznaz forces trying to kill him.
That metaphor was disturbingly on the nose. And probably the only thing worth mentioning about this game besides zombies. I had hoped you'd say something about the shameless shoehorning-in of bonus content like that, even though (from the looks of it*; I haven't bought the game because... well yeah) it might have made a decent game in its own right. It's not enough that we get the campaigns bundled with only-vaguely-related deathmatches to force everyone to buy two games for the price of two; now they're throwing in completely unrelated games and not even packaging it as the Orange Box-esque bundle it clearly is.
Maybe that'll be the focus of next week's column.
*Seriously, a co-cop zombie game with JFK, Nixon, and Castro? Sounds like the best Left 4 Dead mod never made!
Maybe that'll be the focus of next week's column.
*Seriously, a co-cop zombie game with JFK, Nixon, and Castro? Sounds like the best Left 4 Dead mod never made!
I can't believe I'm reading comments seriously saying we need another world war. For that matter, anybody who thinks that the U.S' obsession with shooting games has anything to do with a desire for a real war or will be quelled by one is stupid. That's like saying everyone should go farm some crops and raise some livestock to get off their obsession with Farmville. The fact is that FPS' are great massive and competetive multiplayer hosts....that's it. Noboby invade us please.
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Personally, I'm quite effin' tired and annoyed of Duty calling every 6 months to a year. Can we have a Call of Duty where America is destroyed? Really. We need a good ass whupping because we're getting to be like that annoying, obnoxious sports jock, trust-fund baby that just doesn't have a bit of class to tell him when to STFU anymore.
Couldn't agree more Yahtzee, but we need two more years then America will have another guy in power who thinks the American army shits out rainbows and can take on the world all on their own... *basking in the near ecstacy of a world with America getting broken into many different nations*