Zero Punctuation: Crysis

Pugnate

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The game reviewed really well generally. Check it out on meta or grankings. It is right up there with the all time greats, and for good reason. It is a great game, with dozens of emergent moments, and lots of hilarity in that nano suit.

Also this you need teh $5000 PC crap is getting really annoying. Most people who say that are either console fanboys, or console fanboys.

With a $200 8800GT you can play the game on high settings, that will make any other game pale in comparison.

The review was hilarious BTW. I disagree on the ground vehicles, but the helicopter sequence was horrid.
 

Carbon016

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I enjoyed chugging on my GTS as I ran through the same terrain i did in Far Cry but with the sole exception of being able to throw turtles and metal hats at people. The only graphical marvel I saw was the effective line of sight (i.e.: across the island) and the best part of the game was wrecking things by plowing into them with my fishtailing jeep, when i could get it to actually go the way I wanted.

I found Call of Duty 4 much better. Amazing storyline, one that actually made you emotional in parts (a certain helicopter aftermath) and gripping your seat in others (like the sniper mission). The graphics were much more varied than Crysis attempted with the whole "island, alien ship, island" thing, tons of different areas. And the gameplay was pretty good.
 

linkages555

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yathzee another hilarious review.... people it just a game you dont have to fight for others people opinion about not buying the game. another things ... yathzee if you care what this anonymously guy (me) its talking about i might well point something about the review.... first i must say whatever complain i may have about your review i totally respect it:

I dont know but it seems to me that every review you have been given you talk like you are dissapoint of yourself for liking the game or for praising it. example: the super mario galaxy review wasnt that great because in the mayor part of the review you were triyng to say that because nintendo wasn´t original in games by using mario like whore in chains, and then after that you were looking for something bad to say about SMG instead you were mocking the game fo its no contextual things. while you got your opinion all the people i heard the camera angle was good. and then you just said that the camera angle was bad and given the history of you been mocking the games doesnt help....

but whatever your probably wont heard me out .. or wont even look at the forum part... sooo good luck ...
 

XaVierDK

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Carbon016 said:
I enjoyed chugging on my GTS as I ran through the same terrain i did in Far Cry but with the sole exception of being able to throw turtles and metal hats at people. The only graphical marvel I saw was the effective line of sight (i.e.: across the island) and the best part of the game was wrecking things by plowing into them with my fishtailing jeep, when i could get it to actually go the way I wanted.

I found Call of Duty 4 much better. Amazing storyline, one that actually made you emotional in parts (a certain helicopter aftermath) and gripping your seat in others (like the sniper mission). The graphics were much more varied than Crysis attempted with the whole "island, alien ship, island" thing, tons of different areas. And the gameplay was pretty good.
If that's all you saw in Crysis, I'm impressed... Crysis adds so many layers to the original Far Cry recipe that they hardly even compare beyond the point that they're both jungle-based shooters with you playing a veritable one-man army...

COD4 was the most repetitive on-rails shooter I've played in a long time (and I dare say I've played every single shooter of relevance on a PC the last 3 years).. It had a good story-line, but the gameplay wasn't up there with it... It was like "A long pertruded version of Whack-a-mole", QED... I admit it had it's moments, but the game simply didn't do it for me in the game-play dept.... And I can't wait for Yahtzee to get his hands on it...
 

Murian

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XaVierDK said:
Actually, you don't... You're a leuitenant, and second-in-command of your squad... Something you find out somewhere along the line...
Yeah but your superior officer calling you 'kid' doesn't really inspire confidence in that respect. The way he said some of the stuff that followed that made it seem to me like this was the first time your character had ever worn the suit into combat too.
 

Duckslayer

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Hmm, that's the second reference to "The Shawnshank Redemtions" I've seen this week, and I saw that movie last weekend. I wonder how many jokes I've missed by not watching that movie until now...
 

XaVierDK

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Murian said:
XaVierDK said:
Actually, you don't... You're a leuitenant, and second-in-command of your squad... Something you find out somewhere along the line...
Yeah but your superior officer calling you 'kid' doesn't really inspire confidence in that respect. The way he said some of the stuff that followed that made it seem to me like this was the first time your character had ever worn the suit into combat too.
Well, they need a "plausible" wasy of introducing you to the game's mechanics... Though I agree they do make you feel a rather bit "n00bily"...

Best Regards
 

Zer.

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XaVierDK said:
Murian said:
XaVierDK said:
Actually, you don't... You're a leuitenant, and second-in-command of your squad... Something you find out somewhere along the line...
Yeah but your superior officer calling you 'kid' doesn't really inspire confidence in that respect. The way he said some of the stuff that followed that made it seem to me like this was the first time your character had ever worn the suit into combat too.
Well, they need a "plausible" wasy of introducing you to the game's mechanics... Though I agree they do make you feel a rather bit "n00bily"...

Best Regards
I dont know why anyone would feel noobly, the characters in the game dont even follow basic firearm safety gidelines, so how can you take them seriously? /sarcasm
 

ElArabDeMagnifico

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This is the first review that sucked..I saw crysis and I thought "damn this is gonna be good."

Well, like everyone said, you hit the nail on the head....but the nail only went halfway in, and that nail is in kind of crooked too.

Game for sightseeing? What a load of shit.

YOU CAN DO BETTER THEN THIS YAHTZEE!
 

Frederf

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I've played the Crysis demo now thanks to Yahtzee. I really enjoyed the sneaking around part... a lot. The combat might be crap, I wouldn't know yet. The game ran brilliantly on my cobbled together machine with medium settings and just as well as with textures and objects bumped to high. I was really surprised how smoothly it ran. I'd really look forward to play it on some DX10 high dollar rig. The controls are both rich in number but not obscure or convoluted enough to be troublesome. Thank god this isn't another 3-button console-game. If I've fully adapted to the game after 30 minutes then some thing's wrong. The weapon customization menu is done almost as God himself would code.

The most fun part of FarCry was infiltrating the island, basically the first mission and it subsequently got less fun from there and I assume Crysis will be the same once I'm fighting neon supermutants and blowing through rich detailed terrain and shooting randomly in complete disregard to the delicate and rich gameplay from hour one.

The story is rather linear and contrived but at least the mission design doesn't force you to do things TOO rigidly. Never so far has my cover been intentionally blown in a cut scene or if I have two objectives I can go to whichever first I want. It's not Armed Assault freedom, but they could've made it worse.

I very much enjoy that the UI is finally starting to be toned down in games. If I want to aim my gun I want to use the ironsights. The hardest difficulty setting is the ONLY way to play this. It's a shame that I have to choose enemy difficulty in the same click as realism options. "Oh you want Koreans to speak Korean? No crosshairs... yeah now the enemies can withstand 3 headshots." I like realism and difficulty that doesn't necessitate making the enemies stronger. MoH:Airborne I'm looking at you...grrr. I also noticed the finger on trigger guy in the opening cutscene. That kind of stuff breaks immersion for me. The more you learn about proper military from factual sources instead of games/movies the more you really respect their abilities.

Unfortunately, the best part of the game, what it looked like the game was perfect for, cooperative gaming on a 2-4 player scale is... not there. Community addons are going to be very stupid "Shoot all the AI types" and I have to say I'm very disappointed. Single player and adversarial multiplayer are minuscule in comparison to the joy that good cooperative gaming accrues.

Yahtzee is right, making Crysis into a exploration game that showed off the engine would be proper use of this game. Your AI and story events scripts would have to be smarter, maybe, but it'd be both it. I'm so tired of the on-rails shooter... CoD4... don't make me laugh.